Definitions by Ninjapunch

Doggy Dutch Oven 

The premeditated act of a dog farting underneath the blankets, licking the owner's face to force them underneath the blankets, and revelling in his/her victory.

That fucking pooch just Doggy Dutch Oven'd me. He knew what he was doing. Well played, sir. I'll stop blaming them on you.

Doggy Dutch Oven by Ninjapunch August 31, 2017