Do I look like an octopus?

Something that your mother says after asking her to do you a favor. Even if she is doing nothing.

Kid: Hey mom can you help me make some lemonade?
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.

by DoraKnob November 29, 2009

how do i get a girlfriend

To get a girlfriend you have to NOT be a God damm fuckin retarded ass bitch person

Hey dude how do I get a girlfriend?

Idk how bout you stop being a fucking retard

by Boipi February 24, 2021

Why do I believe that?

Interjection. Use it to demonstrate complete understanding, acceptance, and, at some level, disregard for a piece of information because it is considered a given.

Person 1: I'm high.
Person 2: Why do I believe that?

by Migaspin March 2, 2021

how do i breathe?

how are you alive if you don't know how to breathe?

someone: how do I breathe?
someone else: just breathe

by im in school :) March 10, 2022

how do I find the orthocenter of the triangle help me

how do I find the enter of the driangle helkp ome

how do I find the orthocenter of the triangle help me

by NIGGA SLAVE October 31, 2022

Do i have the drink

No no Kimi you will not have the drink

You: do I have the drink?
Me: no no you will not have the drink

by Ppiee May 10, 2020

what the hell do I search up

Welcome. You have made it to heaven bitch.

Hey jeremy what the hell do I search up on urban dictionary?
I don't fucking know try what the hell do I search up.

by pseudonypan October 11, 2022