dong-piece

a particularly large and droopy penis

The old man in the shower had a monster dong-piece

by Ted Mcgriff December 15, 2008

Dongbeater

A person that is dazed or confused and doesn't know what is going on at all. Continuosly beats their dong in the corner

Not knowing what is going on;
Ex: Look at that dongbeater over there.

by gus89 April 8, 2011

Dong Woo

som kid from new york
Dong Woo > you

Goo METS
aight ok peace

by Dong Woo March 6, 2005

Ding Dong Dash

A child's game where a door bell is rung (ding dong) and the child runs before the door is answered (dash).

That kid ding dong dashed me when I was sleeping and I was mad!

by Sugarsnap February 22, 2009

Dong beetle

A dong beetle is a man or woman who, like a dung beetle feeding almost exclusively on dung, feeds almost exclusively on cock - viz, by sucking it. It is thus a synonym for a penis-loving whore.

Jorge's mom is quite the dong beetle. She ate my rod up for five hours straight!

by Jimmy McGee February 9, 2009

double-dong

A dildo with a head of a penis on each side, most likely used in lesbian sex acts.

Hey Jen! Tonight can we ride the double dong????? I want to ride that mofo so TIGHT that I want our clits rubbing together!

by Nick Q September 15, 2005

Djongo

Every group has one: a tall, lanky boy who is not Jewish and not a Mongo, yet everyone finds it amusing to call him Djongo for pure shits and gigs

"No, Djongo! To the castle!"

"I don't like Mr Djongo, I miss being Klom"

by Captain McShagr August 28, 2015