The practice of requiring the admission of different, deficient or inadequately prepared people into any group to insure mediocrity so no one's feelings will be hurt because of the group's previous effectiveness.
The University's admission policies favor divershitty over achievement in order to make some of the virtue signaling Board of Trustees feel all warm and fuzzy over their smug tolerance of lesser beings.
by anonymous March 8, 2021
Get the Divershitty mug.A method of reducing financial risk by spreading one's money among many different kinds of securities. This mitigates risk because a portfolio invested in multiple asset classes is less likely to be affected by the negative performance of one single investment.
"You need to diversify your bonds, nigga." - GZA
"When I needed financial advice, I decided to enter the 36 chambers and step to the muhfukkin Wu, where they told me to diversify my bonds. Now I'm makin' stacks and drinkin' 'gnac every day!"
"When I needed financial advice, I decided to enter the 36 chambers and step to the muhfukkin Wu, where they told me to diversify my bonds. Now I'm makin' stacks and drinkin' 'gnac every day!"
by Scottie King February 8, 2010
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Diversiphobia is a term created by Drew McPherson (diversiphobia.com) to describe the general concept of discrimination against a person, be it due to racism, ageism, ableism, sexism, aspiephobia, xenophobia, anti-semitism, etc. It was necessary to combine these concepts into a single unified terminology to begin the coordinated fight for equality of rights for neurodiverse persons and para-humans, since they are so very few among us.
by DrewZero® October 7, 2021
Get the diversiphobia mug.A way to get people to focus on something else, such as when somebody wants to take people's attention away from similarities between their own country and a near-dictatorship and distract them with a story about a country overseas somewhere.
The girl told a story about Belarus, which despite her description of the country as being a near-dictatorship, was one of the few countries that wasn't on a lockdown at this time. It was a good diversion from events in her own country.
by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020
Get the Diversion mug.This is when you see a hot girl and you want your friend to check her out too, but if you both look at the same time or if he looks too quickly then it becomes obvious and you get busted.
So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.
This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.
So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.
This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.
Guy 1: Dude you have to check out this chick in the red, dont look yet I'll create a perversion diversion for you-
Guy 2: Sweet!
Guy 2: Sweet!
by Man from Monty February 28, 2010
Get the Perversion Diversion mug.1. Having diversity shoved down your throat so many times you get pissed off when you hear another language.
2. Getting a diversity lecture from four white people.
3. Throwing diversity into definitions that have nothing to do with diversity.
2. Getting a diversity lecture from four white people.
3. Throwing diversity into definitions that have nothing to do with diversity.
by E/C December 14, 2009
Get the Diversifucked mug.Mandated "understanding" and "embracing" of other cultures through HR presentations that end up stereotyping rather than enligthening
Bill: Have you gone to the HR presentation on being culturally sensitive in the office?
Ted: Oh yeah, I am a duhversity expert. Now that I've seen a powerpoint and eaten ethnic food, I am definitely no longer culturally clueless.
Ted: Oh yeah, I am a duhversity expert. Now that I've seen a powerpoint and eaten ethnic food, I am definitely no longer culturally clueless.
by Silverlake April 9, 2009
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