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F.A.D. (Firey Anus Discharge)

1. A type of feces that burn your rectum very badly while being pooped out of your body. This is normally caused by high acid foods and jalepenos.
1. "I just had some FAD and it burned. Really badly. Ow..."
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Ditech

Stupid fucking loan commercial that's on every single channel in which a fat man always says 'Lost another loan to Ditech!'.
Fat Man: *looks out his window and sees a Ditech billboard while trying rip people off then turns around to find the people have gone to call Ditech* Lost another loan to Ditech!

Fat Man: *flips through channels and sees Ditech commercials everywhere* Lost another loan to Ditech!

Fat Man: *goes to the eye doctor and sees Ditech when he looks through those big eye things* Lost another loan to Ditech!

Fat Man: *sees his mom on Ditech's website* Even my own mother! Lost another loan to Ditech!

People Watching TV: Why doesn't that stupid fat fuck shoot himself?
by Flamez Hedgehog May 19, 2004
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Ditch-Witchin' Backhoe

Derived from "DitchWitch", the backhoe (ie. a piece of construction equipment), this term has become a popular insult in certain circles.
Man, you're a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

What a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

Now that's a ditch-witchin' backhoe if I've ever seen one!
by Ronnietyn February 1, 2009
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Sea ditches

A ditch in the sea.
they dont exist.
"THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS SEA DITCHES"
by Neil Sheldon October 10, 2008
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Bitch n' Ditch

The act of saying something offensive or just plain bitchy right before leaving.
person: "so, i'll see you later then :)"
bitch: "yea :) i gotta go to work now..oh yea..FYI, you really are an asshole. and everyone hates you. byeee! "
^^bitch n' ditch^^
**bitch leaves**

person: "bye...." ((what the hell?))
by Victim of Insanity August 25, 2009
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Ditching

Multiple definitions,

1) when someone leaves a group/party to go to another party or group of people
2)When someone says no to 1 person but yes to another person to a party or hanging out on the same day
3) forgetting about something purposefully
Nick is ditching tommy to hangout with jack
by Blake1999 August 20, 2017
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ditch filter

an absorbent plug in the vagina used for menstruation.
"I just found the cap to the soy sauce bottle in her ditch filter!"

"I can't have sex with my woman because she's on the ditch filter!"

"My woman got pissed off at me and flung her ditch filter at me!"

"I saw a woman pull a ditch filter from her pussy and shove it in a guys face!"

"My wife sent me to the store for her god damn ditch filters!"
by William Larue Smith February 20, 2009
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