Diche

Pronounced "dish"
A person who sucks so bad that they are a dick and a douche combined.

The new guy is a diche!

by GHAK December 15, 2008

ditcher

a person/group of people who befriend people only to later realise they are fakers/posers/wannabes and then go about the process of ditching them. This is a name given to a group that does this often.

"See them over there, theyre ditchers"

by blah July 3, 2003

Dirchealyinass

(n).Someone who is a dirty, cheating, lying, asshole.

Mike Leffel is a dirchealyinass.

by Laurzzzz January 22, 2005

dirch

A Whale cock.

"When shamoo jumped, all I saw was his dirch, dude!"

by Dig B April 7, 2016

darchell

The baddest bitch out there will stay how's and take boyfriend's she beats that ass and don't like to be played or messed with she is hot asf

The bad bitch darchell is here run

by Jakisten January 24, 2018

ditchery

the act of ejecting somebody from a group through careful planning, mainly done best by those known as ditchers

"that is pure ditchery"

by experiancedditcher July 3, 2003

Dirrhea Boner

When you have to shit so bad you become sexually aroused.

Andrew made some bad decisions last night and on his way to work got a dirrhea boner.

by J Adkins OU May 14, 2016