dimple dick

A lumpy penis that caves in at weird angles, also known as jingle junk.

Sex was uncomfortable with Toddy because he had a big old dimple dick.

by blonde ass jell-o fish October 29, 2011

Dipples

Nipples that do not point outwards. Instead, they point inwards.

Her dipples sometimes come out if she is cold or if she is horny.

by kexley April 11, 2010

Dumples

A person, more often than not, female, who isn't necessarily ugly, but definitely isn't attractive. AKA "dry toast." Someone with no outstanding or identifying traits, average in every way possible(looks, no personality, no real talents, etc.) Plain, unremarkable, vanilla, couldn't pick 'em out of a crowd. A Dumples has no best friends(except other Dumples), but lots of 'acquaintances'. A good synonym would be a "Meg" as in Meg from Family Guy. When in doubt of someone's Dumplocity, picture them dressed/made up. If the makeup wears them instead of them wearing the makeup(kid in her mom's vanity table syndrome), it's Dumples!

"Can you believe she took her Dumples friend Tina with her to the club? You know she was just trying to make herself look prettier. Tsk tsk."

Dumples always lie and try to tell you they're 'models'. All they're modeling is sweatpants.

by Revidescent July 8, 2012

Reverse Dimple

When a chick gives a blow job and the dick pokes the side of her cheek

Guy 1: "Man Jen was giving me some head last night."
Guy 2: "Damn son did you give her a Reverse Dimple."

by Cbanks Da Captain April 15, 2008

Dolly Dimple

A name for somebody who is just a bit simple. They are usually female, tall and hunched over with big flapping clown feet. Almost always there is nothing at all between their ears.

That big goober over there is just a bit dolly dimple!

by Jaza2000 November 13, 2010

dipples

when a human nipple is split into 2 parts

Jane has dipples OR i enjoy sucking on Wendy's dipples cause i suck 4!! WOW

by David Spiteri December 11, 2004

Dimpressive

A word for those realities that are impressingly depressing for their staggering stupidity and incredible popularity.

Jeff: "The Senator introduced the bill, fought for it, but due to election concerns and media pressure, led the charge to vote it down." Erik: "That is so fucking dimpressive."

by @dimpressive October 9, 2012