DICKSTRACTED

When a woman has previously dedicated her life or submersed herself into a man who wasn't worth shit (see e.g. fuck boi or fuck boy) (more than likely she will have multiple kids and more than one baby daddy) but only stayed around because of the dick or the lay (or fuck). She was distracted by dick, and the dick who's dick she was dicking down on, destroyed her life and may have caused either trauma or ended up in court or worse.

Distracted by the idea of dick. What she may mask as high intense feelings for you. I know, fucking hormones am I right?

In a sentence of casual conversation it would be used in the following example of context:

"I need to focus on my career and schooling right now"

"Why is that? You don't have free time for me? "

" I have time but I refuse to get DICKstracted when my exam is this week."

by Whisperinmyhead September 29, 2020

Dickstracted

When a male distracts someone or has their full attention.

Raven: "Sorry I was distracted"
Kitty: "I think you mean dickstracted"

by Lorena🔪Bobbitt January 27, 2021

Dickstracting

1. When someone is fondling your manly appendage when you're trying to focus your attention on something else.
2. When a female is preoccupied by obsessive thoughts of pleasure caused by the male appendage

While watching television, my wives kept dickstracting me

by Postman54603 January 30, 2021

DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA

It is where the CLInTon needs to be in order to get the right SEX traffic report.
Where Monica LewInSKy TRIPPed up on the SILK sheets due to Linda Tripp's BLOCKCHAIN.

The DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA is where you find CLInTon via Monica Lewinsky. No wonder cryptocurrency is so popular it was derived by the block chain at the DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA.

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 29, 2021

Dickstracted

Dickstracted-The act of being 'distracted' by fornication.

Dickstracted-

"Why are you so late today?"

Employee- "Please excuse me for being late, I got dicktracted."

by MrsThang May 17, 2021

Dickstracted

Completely distracted by cock where you can’t think about anything else but cocks

Kim was so dickstracted by Joe’s cock she backed into Allen’s Cadillac.

by Northside O’Fallon June 13, 2021

dickstrap

A person who likes to get down and dirty. Use things such as dicks to slap their partner while doing the nasty with their partners. They tape the dildo to the ceiling fan and spins around the room.

Me and my bitch used a dickstrap last night and shit got nuts. She was screaming "holy smokes"

by mmmm booty October 21, 2021