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short dick man

chris has a small penis he is a short dick man
by kenny webster December 17, 2008
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Dickmagnet

dik-magnit -noun

1. One woman's ability to use her assets and good looks to attract any male she wants without saying a word, but by dressing in very revealing clothing. (see Slut)

2. A homosexual male that has both straight and gay males extremely attracted to him.
1. Her tits and ass are hanging out so much I don't know why she wears anything, but I'd still take a piece of that any day, what a dickmagnet!

2. Look at him he's so gay but so good looking not only do the gay men want him, but the straight men do to! Such a dickmagnet!
by jamiethompsonca March 18, 2010
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Short dick man

A short dick man is an entitled dude that cannot bare to let his toxic masculinity get brutally and utterly butt-fucked by principals of femininity and aspects of love. He comes off as a real douche and will do anything to ensure his friends know that he is not about that soft life. He often radiates fuckboy vibes which is what you would expect, hence his lack of personality corresponds to the lack of dick that he has.
Samantha: Why can't we cuddle Mitch?
Mitch: Cuddling throws off my vibe. I don't want the lads to think I am a softie
Samantha: We are over! You are a SHORT DICK MAN!
by CylinderB00bs October 11, 2020
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duckman

he is a villain-killin', arsehole-fillin' super-hero of great stature.
www.girlsongirls.org and go to the adventures of duckman forum. click the one that says duckman, and then read the first post. there is a wonderful image available.
by jake September 14, 2004
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Dickanomics

Dickanomics is a subject most preferred by penis enthusiasts. Specifically the term is used when one party seeks to master a particular way one penis works.
Jason: Babe, you are stroking too hard. You need to loosen your grip and twist a bit using your mouth.

Girl: So if I pay attention, does this mean I pass Jason's Dickanomics 101?
by breakthepanorama March 16, 2010
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Dickmas

Holiday event happens at the same time as Christmas December 23-25th. Men offer dick pics or nudes to others that request them as Dickmas presents.
1- Merry Dickmas, send nudes.
2- Sure thing, Merry Dickmas to you too and Happy Ball-a-days.
by Dickmas Elf December 25, 2016
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Dickmatized

Yo this bitch will do anything her man say. She's dickmatized.
by It's me bitchhh July 16, 2017
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