Death

Freedom

Life has me trapped, death must be my escape

by Grade A Crackhead July 29, 2019

death

what happens when you get of age and/or you eat too much pizza and burgers

"Stop eating so many burgers of death will come to you"

by AMK10 October 6, 2018

Death

No one knows

Idk what death is. But I want it so bad.

by Mj the great December 1, 2019

death

a scam invened by hell companies to sell more death

Death isnt real, its just a scam.

by i.eat.ice October 18, 2019

Death

1.Used to be sacred. Supposedly "the end" but with all the relgion around you just dont get a break anymore.
2. The Personification of death. Normally a tall skelton in black robes with a scythe.

1. "Children! Death isn't the end! there is a life afterwards!"
2. "dude i was so close to O.D ing i was holding deaths hand."

by Lewis B (ankou) June 12, 2005

Death

The cold timeless embrace of eternity and all consuming apathy. The end of existence, incomprehensible in the truest meaning of the word. A fate so dismal the most ancient of philosophers sought to explain away its all consuming approach.

Also, you get taxed for it.

The act of embracing death; to become dead, to die.

*Doctor*: You're dying.

*Patient*: *Speechless horror*

*Doctor*: Drink?

or

*Doctor*: You've kept your body in perfect shape, ate right, and worked out more efficiently than we thought anyone could. You're family is beautiful and well-established. Did I mention you're incredibly healthy? But that brings us to do the bad news, you're dying of nothing.

*Patient*: What?!

*Doctor*: What, you think you can win life or something? Drink?

by The Ukearchy August 19, 2010

death

Death comes to collect your soul when you die.. he wields a scythe, and wars a black robe..
He sometimes rides a spectral horse, or in the discworld books, he rides Binky

by Schteen May 22, 2003