dave chapelle

Comedian who has his own show on comedy central. He makes funny satires of the black race, and I think the only reason he can get away with it is because he is, himself, black. ;) not hatin', though. Love black people, asians, whatever. No racism in my house, except on chapelle's show. Very funny man, he imitates r. kelly, and li'l jon, among other people and things.

can i see your proof of insurance?

WHAT?

can i see your proof of insurance?

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can i see your proof of insurance?

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can i see your proof of insurance?

OKAY!!!!!

by deldelda July 29, 2004

dave grenade

A grenade in Call of Duty 4 or Halo 3 that bounces back at the thrower and usually kills him.

"Oh man I just threw a Dave Grenade and it killed me"

by Viperish Fall February 23, 2008

Dave's over

An excuse for not going out with your friends when instead you'd rather sit at home and watch Mock The Week and Top Gear on the popular channel Dave.

"Hey, you wanna go out and get a beer?"
"Nahh, I can't- Dave's over at my place"

by Portia x May 15, 2009

Dave the Camp Chef

Retarded

Dave the Camp Chef is adopted

by All Successful People February 14, 2020

big wave dave

an occasionally violent homeless man who lives underneath Ocean City Boardwalk, he is a chronic heroin user who sells hermit crabs to support his drug habit

There have been no confirmed sightings of Big Wave Dave in several years. Some say he feeds on unsuspecting tourists. Others say he died from an overdose a long time ago and his spirit haunts Pirate Mini Golf late at night.

by adavid93 July 29, 2012

Spoony Dave

When someone reaches a non sober state and starts acting in a bizarre and odd fashion. Their facial expressions are in some way retarded and their communicative skills have deteriorated beyond recognition. They are normally smart, friendly people who let out their spastic personality hidden within.

Someone is wearing a vampire mask making weird and animal like noises for no particular reason.
One of his friends will then comment saying "look its Spoony Dave."

by stefan12345 January 5, 2009

Dodgy Dave

Its something you will call somebody which has done something dodgy and does dodgy deals. Dodgy dave sells dodgy things and fake things which will break as soon as you buy them

Lool your a DODGY DAVE

by Mikestar102 October 29, 2012