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Custy

A gurl who looks sexy, but is a airborn diease. Custy girls tend to be the ones that all the guys want. and tend to get, thats why they are so narsty
"Mariha Carey is a custy bitch, its like that fucking tupac shit, that whore needs to be in a ditch" - starrlyn projects
by starrlyne July 18, 2006
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monday cuppy

Like Scottish football except better.

We can actually play... well some of us.

Liam outlines the majority of what can be said about this unbelievable spectacle. No doubt everyone in Maths during 4th period on a Monday will sit with their eyes glued to the window: albeit by Mrs. Copland for them not writing the notes!

It has more drama than all of those crap Aussie soaps added together and best of all, has the worst goalkeeper in existence... no, not Aberdeen's keeper, but the mighty Timbo. Can't catch a cold. Doesn't recognise a foul. Doesn't understand that a shot which goes in between the posts (which are beautifully constructed with bags and tend to be 2 ft wide), under the (imaginary) crossbar and over the line.. counts as a fecking goal.

Scott likes to whine and cry as he goes out first round every week thanks to dubious penalties awarded by Timbo against him (which happen to be the only penalties awarded by Timbo. Ever.)

Chuchter likes to whine and cry too yet is inaudible as he is an inbred farmer that no-one can make out a word he says so everyone takes it as speech of unimportance and carries on regardless.

Then there's Nick K. Poaching bastard!

Everyone else is fine and have been explained, again by Liam, above.
Monday cuppy has been cancelled for the first time. Ever! This occurs/occured (depends when you're reading this) on the 14th of March 2005. Reason: shitty guidance having S.E. then instead of Friday. Arseholes.
by James March 13, 2005
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Custy

Refers to any customer with unreasonable requests and who acts like an all around son of a bitch.
Custy to Cashier: CAN YOU HURRY IT UP PLEASE?
Cashier: What a FUCKING CUSTY.
by Valerie and Tara September 25, 2004
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cuppy cake

When you cup your hand over your asshole to catch your fart so you can release it under your victims nose to ensure their full enjoyment.

Can also be thrown or blown at a person.
my husband was driving along and I saw him grab a cuppy cake. I was dodging and trying to get away but the grubby bastard blew it at me!!!
by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 30, 2009
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cussy

A really good tasting pussy, tastes as good as cookies
I love going down on my girl, she's got the sweetest cussy.
by Fitcharooni May 20, 2016
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cusp

A word defined crudely by a couple of high school students bored in AP Calculus. To cusp someone is to participate in a sexual fantasy in that persons mind.
I cusped your mom. (I participated in a sexual fantasy in your mother's mind)
by Some Transmitted Disease November 30, 2004
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Cushy

A shortened version of cushiony without the ION
It is the feeling of an object that is both hard and cushiony at the same time
EX. cushy like a football
by around.the.world January 30, 2015
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