Anal Crusader

A knight of castle humpalot that goes around raping and pillaging assholes. An anal crusader can also be considered a pious homosexual rapist

Watch out its the Anal Crusader Timmy, keep your asshole against the wall.

by Poepholl Pilot February 13, 2019

Minority Crusader

A person who specifically wastes their life "standing up" for "oppressed communities". They say they are making the world better with their outlandish idealisms (sorry for any minority crusaders that have a brain) but in the long run just annoy people.

I can't believe I used to be friends with minority crusaders. That was the worst time of my life.

by I_make_words March 25, 2021

Condom crusader

where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.

Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.

by Brookalyn<33 January 27, 2022

Cornbread Crusader

Another name for a white racist, typically from the south.

That white boy, he’s being a real cornbread crusader

by Probablyporcupine September 7, 2021

The Great Crusade

A time where the pope was like "nibba these muslims suck, go fuck them up"

"Yo I was part of the Great Crusade last night, it was so much fun taking Jerusalem

by Walaba September 29, 2018

cracker crusader

A black person who has an unhealthy obsession for white boys/girls . Someone who will only be loyal to white people and only ever finds white people attractive

brooo that black girl is a cracker crusader she only ever goes for white boys

by papastankhead April 28, 2023

pussy crusader

bunch of baddies in one spot
#pussycrusaders4life
#superkoolkids

i heard the pussy crusaders were out the other day
yeah they really looted the houses of parliament, i wish i was a pussy crusader

by mekaaa June 12, 2022