crowded bus

When a bunch of smelly old hobos take turns peeing into your butthole while arguing about hai a lai and the smiths second album.

Robert couldn't watch the youtube video because he was getting a crowded bus on a crowded bus.

by gigigi May 27, 2016

Crowd Zone

Crowd zoning is when you asks someone out, and instead of the person saying no or yes, he or she proposes to go out with a whole group.
This can happen while asking somone out in the presence of close friends.
Unlike the Friend Zone, you can come out of the crowd zone.

Lisa: ''Hey speaking about ice skating maybe we should to it some times.''
Mark: ''Even better we could go do it with everyone.''
Johnny: ''Did she just got Crowd zoned?''
Me: ''Yes she did.''

by Weerribben October 22, 2013

crowd fucking

The ultimate way to show the woman and others that she is taken and owned.

“Chip popped into our business meeting, grabbed Kristinia by the hair, and started Crowd fucking the shit out of her right in front of co-workers.”

by Coppernobgoddess March 27, 2019

Crowd Computing

A sub-section of Cloud Computing offered by service providers that under-invest in both server infrastructure and technical support staff.

Companies that outsource to them do not realise that they are being crammed in like sardines to the vendors infrastructure which is nowhere near adequate. They only start to realise they are up shit creek when they try to contact technical support for help only to be placed in the longest most painful telephone queue of their life.

Afghan: "None of our 1,000 employees can access their online email application, my CIO's already been fired and I'm next for the chop...I opened a support ticket with the vendor 5 days ago and this is the 26th time I've tried to get through to them on the phone...I am dead meat man, dead meat <sniff>."

Tragic: "Well Afghan, that's Crowd Computing for you."

by Tragic Stan November 20, 2010

Crowd Plower

When a V6 Mustang between the years of 2004-2011 run into a crowd whilst trying to show off at a unorganized beannig car meet.

Aye dog, you seen that Crowd Plower run into the mans himself Amadeo.

by ccajbjb January 11, 2019

Crowd Up

To gather together

"We're gonna crowd up tonight and hang out."

by mamableu January 7, 2012

[tough crowd]

when you make a joke and think its funny but it turns out not funny and you are the only one left laughing.

Bill:And then i said "cock"! LOL
Bill:No one thinks that funny,its hilarious!
John:Oohhh tough crowd

by Davion Williams April 11, 2009