crowded bus

When a bunch of smelly old hobos take turns peeing into your butthole while arguing about hai a lai and the smiths second album.

Robert couldn't watch the youtube video because he was getting a crowded bus on a crowded bus.

by gigigi May 27, 2016

crowd irony

An ironic situation in which a lot of people do something in order to avoid a crowd/traffic, but end up making a crowd or completely emptying the space.

Apparently the freeway was going to be very busy, so everyone went a different way, and thus caused crowd irony because it would have been almost empty to drive on and there was heavy traffic on the nearby roads.

by luluthomas888 May 6, 2018

Crowd Computing

A sub-section of Cloud Computing offered by service providers that under-invest in both server infrastructure and technical support staff.

Companies that outsource to them do not realise that they are being crammed in like sardines to the vendors infrastructure which is nowhere near adequate. They only start to realise they are up shit creek when they try to contact technical support for help only to be placed in the longest most painful telephone queue of their life.

Afghan: "None of our 1,000 employees can access their online email application, my CIO's already been fired and I'm next for the chop...I opened a support ticket with the vendor 5 days ago and this is the 26th time I've tried to get through to them on the phone...I am dead meat man, dead meat <sniff>."

Tragic: "Well Afghan, that's Crowd Computing for you."

by Tragic Stan November 20, 2010

Crowd Zone

Crowd zoning is when you asks someone out, and instead of the person saying no or yes, he or she proposes to go out with a whole group.
This can happen while asking somone out in the presence of close friends.
Unlike the Friend Zone, you can come out of the crowd zone.

Lisa: ''Hey speaking about ice skating maybe we should to it some times.''
Mark: ''Even better we could go do it with everyone.''
Johnny: ''Did she just got Crowd zoned?''
Me: ''Yes she did.''

by Weerribben October 22, 2013

Crowd Hunter

A car often a mustang that has lost control and barreling toward a crowd.

“Dude I heard there’s a few crowd hunters at this meet”

by Gapplebees owner June 28, 2019

Crowd Up

To gather together

"We're gonna crowd up tonight and hang out."

by mamableu January 7, 2012

[tough crowd]

when you make a joke and think its funny but it turns out not funny and you are the only one left laughing.

Bill:And then i said "cock"! LOL
Bill:No one thinks that funny,its hilarious!
John:Oohhh tough crowd

by Davion Williams April 11, 2009