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Midsummer Crisis

A period of psychological stress occurring in the middle of the summer, triggered by the realization that summer is nearly over and you haven't done half the things you wanted to.
When Jake woke up one morning and saw it was July 26th, he went into a full-blown Midsummer Crisis.

"Did you hear? Jake's having a Midsummer Crisis."
"Poor bloke."
"Yeah, he's been raging the last five days trying to rediscover June."
by John Average July 26, 2009
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Criselda

Women's Mexican name derived from Gricelda. Astonishingly gorgeous, dark waivy hair, cute, good and passionate in bed. Astoundishing sex appeal by nature and is 24/7 flirtatious.
-I met the cutest lively girl yesterday!
-Must've been a Criselda!
-How do you know?
-Duh.
by flirtatiousbynature July 26, 2010
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War Crimes

The thing that countries involved in the war can't go 5 seconds without committing during war times.
"Countries do love committing war crimes during war times. Especially Japan and the USA during WWII."
by Silicosis9324 May 18, 2022
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crisis car

The hot little convertible sports car (any vintage, from classic to next year's model) that you just know was purchased by a guy with a combover as part of his midlife crisis.
Check out that red ragtop Corvette in front of Denny's! That's a crisis car if I've ever seen one. You know the driver is some old bald dude with a combover going through a divorce.
by Duxall Inarow June 3, 2010
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essay crisis

A crisis that involves an essay that is either overdue or due very soon. Often involves an all-nighter being pulled.
I'm having an essay crisis right now, so don't expect much from me tomorrow.
by litgrrl January 3, 2008
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mid high school crisis

When you realize that your already half way done with high school and you haven't done things you thought you would have done by then, or realize that the good times you have had won't last long.

This usually happens sometime during the summer after sophomore year. It can be triggered by things such as seeing some of your older friends graduating and leaving for collage, or when you see that you only have 2 more years in high school left.

It can cause things such as finally getting into shape (or at least trying to), talking to someone of the opposite sex that you used to be shy around, experimenting with drugs or alcohol, having sex for the first time and/or dropping everything to go hang out with friends knowing that they wont be there forever.
- When johnny saw his friend greg graduate, he went though his mid high school crisis and started to spend more time with his friends

- Jessica got drunk and put out when she realized that she was halfway through high school and never had sex before
by Texan832 July 9, 2011
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Darren Criss

the most supermegafoxyawesomehot totally awesome person to ever roam the earth. starkids get pissed when ppl only know him as blaine. he is the most talented guy ever.
Friend 1: I love Darren Criss!
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!!!
Friend 2: wtf?
Friend 1: Blaine.
Friend 2: omg i looooove him more then anything!
This is why starkids rule and gleeks-only suck.
by starkidgirl October 27, 2011
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