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fart contrail

The visible portion of a fart trail, usually seen on a cold day.
I turned the corner and ran into Tom's fart contrail, which made my eyes water. It was horrible.
by Dave Ku May 15, 2008
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Contra III

The war the world forgot.

A kick ass game that dosn't mess around with emotions or try to be realistic. It's just pure action, what more games should try for these days !
I can't beat the first level of Contra III cause i play little pussy games like The Sims.
by Hound February 7, 2004
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Contra

A game that Pwns all.

You have not become a man until you have beaten Contra III: Alien Wars with three lives on hard.

When used properly, Contra is another word for Pwning everything, which is what you do in the game.
"Dood, we were so Contra, we pwn the world"
by Crawford January 5, 2004
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ass contractions

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.
after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.
by zimdaddy August 16, 2003
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contrainment

noun
1. an effort that is inconvenient
2. a factor causing trouble in achieving a positive result or tending to produce a negative result
3. a condition or state of affairs almost beyond one's ability to deal with and requiring great effort to bear or overcome

syn - difficulty

1. the fact or condition of being contrained.
2. Often, contrainments.
3. a trouble or struggle.
4. a cause of trouble, struggle, or embarrassment.
5. a disagreement or dispute.
6. reluctance; unwillingness.
7. a demur; objection.
8. something that is hard to do, understand, or surmount; an impediment or obstacle.
That silly lady at the DMV was giving me some contrainments about my expired tags!

My mexican pal is trying to act white but all he does is cause us a bunch of contrainment when dealing with his ridiculous antics.

Every time I go into the salesman's office he gives me a buncha contrainment about how smart he is.
by David - TeamPSI May 11, 2007
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Contraflicting

Con-tra-flic-ting
Adjective.

1.Something that is contradicting and conflicting at the same time.

2. To be inconsistent with; in disagreement.
Person 1: "Look at that soldier with the peace pin"

Person 2: "That is so contraflicting"
by MagicalMaja October 25, 2010
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Contradiction

Taking screenshots of your Ex's pictures while telling her you're trying to move on at the same time.
I don't know what's up with A, he's been taking screenshots of his ex girlfriend's pictures now, textbook example of contradiction.
by Whitewitch May 27, 2018
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