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constipated

you cannot take a dump because your butthole is messed up at the moment, but you cannot poop for a looong time
ohhh man, I have shat for 2 weeks!

Damn! you must be constipated!
by yoimfromtokyobizatch March 1, 2004
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Sexy Constipation

Adjective.

A word used to describe a certain spencies fb profile picture aka hair poof + uber makeup + confused horny face = sexy constipation.
Waldo: Hey dude, u see Sumo's profile pic?
Gregorio: Yeah, total sexy constipation!
by TheGingerMuffin January 9, 2011
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Constipation Masturbation

To masturbate wile constipated, or to masturbate on the toilet wile taking a great big ass poop :-)!
The guy was performing Constipation Masturbation to himself wile he was pooping :-P
by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 30, 2007
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Passport constipation

When you have applied for a passport with the US Government 6 months ago and you are leaving tomorrow and still can't squeeze out a passport for your spring break trip!
Hey Tracy: Have you received your passport yet for our trip to Punta Cana on Friday?

Tracy: Hell no, the US governemnet has passport constipation! They can't seem to squeeze out the passport I applied for 6 months ago!-
by MaxtheCameraMan April 4, 2009
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constipooted

constipated with gas, not poop. That full feeling in your colon that feels like poop but it's really gas.
I felt constipooted and couldn't get the gas out.
by alyssad September 21, 2014
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constitooted

Constitooted; con-sti-toot-ed ; Similar to constipated, however one lacks the ability to release gas rather than fecal matter.
After I ate that burrito earlier, I got so gassy that I was constitooted. Because of it, I got a stomach ache.
by jadaflower234 June 12, 2011
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Constipater

- noun

Verb
• S: (v) clog, constipate (impede with a clog or as if with a clog) "The road is being clogged by these drivers"

• S: (v) constipate, bind (cause to be constipated) "These drivers have me in a bind"

Adjective
• S: (adj) constipated (have difficulty passing)

A Constipater is a driver that blocks others from passing, usually clogging the fast lane. If a Constipater prevents change of lane by clinging to your blind spot, they may also be referred to as a Dingledummy. Really, any word that has to do with fecal matter applies to traffic blockage.

Often Constipaters are unaware of their surroundings, even if multiple vehicles tailgate and/or pass at higher speeds. But sometimes Constipaters block traffic because:

1. They are people of leisure who have no deadlines or commitments, and for some unknown reason prefer rush hour
2. They are rubber necking
3. They are too lazy to move to a slower lane
4. They think they should enforce the speed limit
5. They think everything in life is a competition and they want to prove they are the winner. These drivers also will cut in front of others, in which case they are simply referred to as shit heads.

The opposite of Constipaters are Diarrhea-Drivers, who speed, tailgate, weave, and may also be a “shit head” by cutting off other drivers. A shit hemorrhage is road rage that occurs due to Constipaters.
I’m going to be late again because of a damn Constipater! This feels like giving birth to a brick – I need a traffic BM!
by ConcealedID July 7, 2009
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