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conservafuck

A Conservafuck is a conservative asshat. They are full of bigotry, misogyny, sexism, racism, and a whole bunch of other things that mean they hate everyone for the wrong reasons. They are narcissistic and think that ANYONE who calls them out for being disrespectful is a "liberal", like it's a bad thing. They mostly spew their hate on social media because they are too afraid and ashamed in what they believe in (Donald Trump) to approach anyone that disagrees with them, except the LGBTQA+ community. Conservafucks are extremely homophobic and mostly men. They cannot wrap their tiny little pea sized brains around the idea that someone would rather be with their own sex than be with them.
John Asshat: "You stupid fucking libtard! Go fuck your self!"

Sane people: "Ahaha look at that Conservafuck trying to hurt people's feelings! What a low life."
by Z.E.N May 14, 2016
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Friends With Consequences

The truest definition of the misconception of friends with benefits, fuck buddies, etc. The reasoning behind the consequences is no matter what, the benefits are overshadowed by the consequences.
Keegan: This girl really wants to be my FWB.
BSD: Dude, if she was serious and grounded in reality she would refer to it as friends with consequences, not benefits...
by H.A.M.S.T.er's R Us January 10, 2013
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Consent

Something that's supposed to be mandatory that more and more judges seem to not care about.
Be safe and always get consent.
by Brotogé September 15, 2016
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consensual reality

another description for virtual reality, especially when it involves multiple users interacting in a virtual space

"consensual reality" and virtual reality were made popular by writers like William Gibson (Neuromancer, Johnny Mnemonic) and Neal Stephenson (SnowCrash) -- to truly understand VR and consensual reality, you should read them
"Yes, I achieved a form of sexual intimacy with my partner in consensual reality last night."

"Hey Professor! You mean you banged your squeeze in cyber last night? You da man! I told you VR sex was hot!"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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concentration

The act or process of concentrating, especially the fixing of close, undivided attention.
If you have great powers of concentration , that means you're able to focus all your attention on the matter at hand.
by Mariendra March 11, 2014
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Co-consensual masturbation

The act of masturbation on another consenting individual.

Verb Form: Co-consensually masturbating
Friend: So how far did u get last night?
You: I totally got co-consensual masturbation.

That dude and his girlfriend were just co-consensually masturbating in his blue '88 Volvo.
by Biz^2 January 8, 2008
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Consensus Law

A rule or practice that, while not technically official, is generally agreed upon and followed. (i.e. an unwritten rule)
Guy 1: Dude, what was that? Everyone knows it's not cool to screen peek!

Guy 2: Whatever, who made that rule?

Guy 1: It's consensus law, bro.
by MuteButton October 28, 2011
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