competent

Being able to do things well.

Donald wasn't competent at business. He went bankrupt thrice.

by Ereck Flowers July 2, 2016

Computeritis

A condition in which the legs and buttocks become numb and tingly due to the lack of movement while sitting in front of a computer for a large amount of time.
The lack of blood flow allowed while on the computer.

I sat in front of the computer so long I got computeritis

by Robert Michael Hensel April 20, 2008

commuterus

as in "community uterus": a chick that will fuck anything.

Wow, jenny pincus is a filthy commuterus because she has fucked everyone from my mom to the sick uberguido carmine gotti! Sick!

by bball69 April 3, 2005

Computenik

Noun. A computer technician, a geek or a nerd.

A virus crashed my system but the computenik came round and fixed it.

by Dick Wright-Upham January 7, 2011

Dell computer

disguised as a wonderful,colorful and amazing investment in tomorrows technology while filling your head with the fact that your getting this awesome deal when really your getting the next peice of shit from tomorrow where youll type anything without recieving it on your screen for the next 2 decades, all while your trying to fucking write a paper thats worth half your grade and although your ready for a break, your computer thinks it deserves one too except its so fuckin stupid it doesnt know the difference between shut down and just putting up the screen saver. oh yeah, you can save a file but have fun trying to retreive its ass, and yeah ill give you the internet.......NOT!!! well okay sure do you mind waiting till you grow a fuckin beard and have to wear adult diapers. cause thats how long its going to take. PS Dell is friendly. fuck that shit.PFM.aka pretty fuckin much. there computer help services.... guess what? there not helpful, and im not talking just on computers, they dont even pick up the phone, pretty sure they just give you the number in case you need help and to make you think your going to have some kind of security. unless you speak gallic, yeah, some long forgotten language from the italians. anyway Dell is just a huge production agency that produces hunks of shit scrap metal and fancy looking things inside that scrap of metal and slap on a "im a computer" sticker so youll buy it. FUCK!!!!

nice ummm...DELL Computer...pfft
FUCK YOU!!!

by now an HP owner April 7, 2010

computer

the thing people use to:
1. Go on MySpace or any other blog-related sites
2. download porn
3. illegally download music
4. play games
5. and use to look up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com

I looked up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com =O.

by d3r3nc3 October 23, 2006

commute wife

Commute Wife: that person you see every day in traffic at the same time, or same intersection because of your similar path to work.
While in most cases, this could be someone you find attractive, it may not always follow that rule (after all, you only get to see them from the torso up)

Joe: "Man, I haven't seen my "commute wife" on the way to work lately. She must be out of town or something"
Bob: "yeah, or maybe she got fired, bro"

by mjunky September 25, 2013