compupwned

Compupwned (A)

Pronunciation: Com-puu-pown-d

This word describes the events that take place when someone computer illiterate fails to operate a computer properly, or just plain fucks up.

See " pwned " for more help.

* old lady clicks on a link and computer freezes and refuses to work, and the old lady clicks frantically trying to solve the problem, but fails to do so. *

In other-words,

COMPUPWNED.

by Sarix0 September 13, 2010

Croud Computing

An Asian way of saying Cloud Computing, an IT term describing applications or services housed and delivered by a service provider via a network connection. The play on spelling stems from an Asian's inability to pronounce the letter L.
Rumour has it that Asians are developing a method of meshing the power of human minds into a single number-crunching super-power, rivaling some of the largest known super-computers. They hope to one day secure the trademark 'croud computing' for describing this purpose.

Wang Fi: Hoi hoi hoi
Jiang Xu: Wang Fi, why you alrays hap to tork about da croud computing you sirry irriot?

by dim sim brit July 8, 2011

White combine

Term used on the prairies for a severe hailstorm, in some cases every bit of plant matter is damaged and bark is stripped from young trees.

Many fields in the area were written off after last summer's white combine

by Weather Nutcase April 13, 2012

one handed computing

Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)

The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight

by BubaMan January 29, 2014

Kylie Jenner combined with a black persons lips

When you got lips the size of a black tyrone and kylie combined

Yo nigga, you got the lips of kylie jenner combined with a black persons lips, lmao cuhhh.

by Bonobo handler May 27, 2017

eolas computing

eolasComputing.ie has amazing prices on laptops, computers and servers. Cheap laptops, computer accessories and ink also available at great prices.

Where can I buy a cheap laptop in Ireland?

Eolas Computing - EolasComputing.ie

by EolasComputing April 6, 2004

Compunerd

Noun; used to describe someone who is a computer/internet nerd.

Pronounced; (comp-you-nerd)

I fix my own computer because i'm a compunerd.

I find everything online easily because I am a compunerd.

by METALBLOOD August 9, 2010