Cordy-coma

That feeling you get when you pour yourself a cordial in the largest cup you can find and you slam it down in one go, you're outa breath and it puts you into a cordy-coma. It just hits the spot.

You slammed that down, you must be in a cordy-coma.

by ynneBBenny December 17, 2018

Shower Coma

The state in the morning where you stand for hours in the shower with your arms crossed and head down, kidding yourself that you'll get out at some point.

"Why are you late for work?"

"Sorry sir, I was in a shower coma."

by Duff Duff Mc Duff March 31, 2009

Food Coma

A period after a large meal, usually resulting in a feeling of drowsiness and the need to unbuckle your belt. Common days where a Food Coma is prevalent are Thanksgiving and Christmas due to the importance of huge meals and overly fattening food.

I experienced a major Food Coma over Thanksgiving Break, because my mom made stuffing, turkey, mashed potatoes and pie... I ate all of it.

by Sick From Eating November 25, 2011

Golden Coma

when you have been urinated on by a drunken friend after a night on the town

last night i saw some poor guy in a golden coma

by Lenny15Prez December 11, 2008

Music Coma

Where you are either making your own music or just listening to some and it puts you in this deep music trance as if you are part of the music and don't realize what's going on around you.

Me: "dude I've been calling David Mastered Wizardry all day. what is he doing??"
Zombie Jesus:"He might just be in a Music Coma. Just go over to his house"
Me: "ahh, that makes sense I'll head over there right now."

by TeamBrownSugar February 19, 2011

tryptophan coma

A fallacy that is perpetuated by people as an excuse for their lazy behavior following their diet-crushing Thanksgiving meal. Turkey has no more tryptophan than ground beef and, according to several sources, "tryptophan doesn't act on the brain unless it is taken on an empty stomach with no protein present, and the amount gobbled even during a holiday feast is generally too small to have an appreciable effect".

Instead, people should attribute their bullshit tryptophan coma to the large amount of carbohydrates and alcohol they consume that day... usually after a long drive to a relative's house that is hotter than normal because of the cooking.

by Trendon November 27, 2005

pie coma

When you're in a coma from eating too much pie after Thanksgiving

"Hey man, you want to get some regular food right now? "
"Nah, I'm in a pie coma."

by elizabeans November 28, 2014