cockliment 

The act of complimenting one's penis. Especially useful when your buddy is a virgin, so he has never received one from the opposite gender.

- Hey Adam, I saw your cock while pissing in the public toilet, it's not too shabby!
- Thanks fort the cockliment, I really wanted to hear that from someone.

cockliment by BlackerThanRed September 29, 2022

Crocument 

Any document, be it a google doc, google slide, or google sheet, that has been created by a genuine real crocodile.

"Did you check the crocument yet?"
"No, ive been meaning to do so for a while"

Crocument by bananaviewer2882882282 December 7, 2023

Cockuette 

Coquette but better.

"Damn he looks so good today"
"I know hes so cockuette"

Cockuette by Satrnz69 March 31, 2024

CockMeat Sandwich

THIS Dicckk Bitch!! FaaaawwwwkkUuuMeaaan!

Bitch come suck this CockMeat Sandwich Now!!

CockMeat Sandwich by JayBreezo2xs October 23, 2025

Psychometric cockometer 

A psychic measuring rod that allows you to immpute the length of your ex girls new boyfriends penis

The psychometric cockometer pegs him at a girthy 9.375 inches

Psychometric cockometer by D Flawless December 26, 2023