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Joe Chocolate

1/4th coffee (joe), 3/4 hot chocolate
"I'll have a Joe Chocolate"
"You mean a mocha?"
"NAH BITCH GIMME SOME JOE CHOCOLATE!"
by joe chocolate November 29, 2011
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Sausage in the chocolate factory means anal sex where the dick is the sausage and the ass is the chocolate factory.
Tom: So how was the sex?
Jimmy: It was good, me and Alice decided to try something new so I put my sausage in the chocolate factory.
by TheKillerOreo January 13, 2013
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grabbing a chocolate bar

offensive term: for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.
do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
by Sexydimma January 8, 2015
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Charlie in the chocolate factory

‘Yo my mate got molested by a giraffe and it stuck it’s Charlie in my mates chocolate factory he said he had bum bum bruises’
‘Put the Charlie in the chocolate factory
by DaOGPuzzyLicka69BattyCrem March 16, 2019
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dark chocolate

Dark chocolate is the chocolate that is darker than the regular one (milk chocolate).... and white chocolate.

Consists of two types, semisweet (used for cooking) and bittersweet (more cocoa, vanilla). However, both can be referred as 'couverture', that is chocolate rich in cocoa butter

It has more antioxidants than milk or white chocolate. However, avoid anything with caramel, nougat or other fillings. These fillings are just adding sugar and fat which erase many of the benefits you get from eating the chocolate.
Mary: I love dark chocolate

Susan: You mean African American male?

Mary: No, the one that melts in your mouth.... you've read Urban Dictionary too much
by chrno July 27, 2010
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chocolate stranger

the act of inserting one's own hand deep inside their asshole, sitting down on it until the whole hand becomes numb and then using said hand to masturbate to completion with.
Hey Chris, was it weird when I gave myself that chocolate stranger last night in the living room while you and your girlfriend were watching Grey's Anatomy?
by weezarc May 13, 2010
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chocolate hostage

A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.
Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage
by MJ January 1, 2005
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