clinical pizza oven

cremation oven- i.e. "retort"

next time i saw him was in the clinical pizza oven!

i flipped on the switch to incinerate my poor, dead dad; in the clinical pizza oven!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2011

Colonial eroticism

Sexual arousal caused by any real or perceived vestige of colonialism or slavery between partners.

Blake experienced colonial eroticism while Shaniqua was giving him head.

by TommyIce January 7, 2015

Clinical Plushcanthropy

A condition in which the sufferer thinks they are turning into a plush toy or a doll like a Beanie Bopper and expresses desire to live like a typical doll or toy you would expect a little girl to have. Sometimes it reverts their mind to an immature or infantile state which makes them act like a toddler or a baby akin to infantilism.

Clive panted as he raved about how he felt he was turning into a teddy bear, he had Clinical Plushcanthropy and he had to be sent to the asylum.

by MM132 June 27, 2014

colonial hills

A small part of worthington Ohio where if you walk down the street in a hoodie you could get the cops called on you

Bob: Want to get arrested?
John: Sure, let's go to Colonial Hills!

by Hellomynameisjohn February 16, 2017

Colonial Simpleton

A colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.

A simple colonial style house.

Simply put: an ugly ass house

Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!

by colonialhouse February 27, 2017

colonial blowjob

The same as a regular blowjob, but with wooden teeth.

“Martha stole my teeth the other night and gave me a rousing colonial blowjob the other night.” - George Washington

by Rosie-no-4 October 29, 2017

CLOVICAL

What can lead to a minor or severe fracture as in the parts of the bodies main bonial system that of what a person acting tremendously clumsy or distracted can then lead to a broken or fractured CLOVICAL

lei'lani broke her clovical while slipping in the shower

by LilGoggles June 15, 2019