dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*

by asschins12 July 20, 2023

Chores

A set of tasks that a user or group of people likely do not enjoy doing, but are not given any choice whether they want to do them or not or they are forced to do the set of tasks.

I hate doing chores. But it's a part of life we gotta do at some point.

by Retrodude21 May 26, 2020

Chored

Stolen, stole

He chored that from the shop

by Gypsyroma July 4, 2020

chore

a person who is of a cunt and whore , not a cleaning act

sally is a stupid chore

by getlikeklo March 14, 2023

Chores

Chores are daily activities that have to be done and are often used against you as a child.

My mother was mad are me because I did not do chores.

by Guavas July 13, 2018

chores

something my mommy makes me do before i can play fortnite :(((

mommy: go do ur chores

me: awe mannn kk
mommy: yuh..

fortnite username: bxbygxrl3609
dont be shy ;))

by ur FBI agent October 5, 2020

No Chores December

No chores in December 😁

example #1: Hey dude! Wanna play minecraft?
example #2: aw, sorry, maybe next time, my mom said to do chores for today
example #1: What?!? Its no chores December!

by anonymous December 11, 2020