by Xuack December 30, 2017

The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.
Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!
Guy: You're an asshole.
Guy: You're an asshole.
by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003

I'm going to make a movie about Barack Obama's presidency and its going to be called "Chocolate Reign".
by Ianjib June 22, 2009

A common term synonymous with the intestine being a straight path where (brown) faeces is kept, and thus it is called the "'chocolate' freeway"
by Ross February 10, 2002

I saw a lady doing anal bleaching on TV. If she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, that's ok with me.
by C-whiz December 18, 2005

by Chocolatecoinproblems. July 27, 2019

Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I've lost control of my life.
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I've lost control of my life.
by N340 October 10, 2010
