checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night

by Satansbestie July 2, 2016

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Checkered asshole

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered

"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"

by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016

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checkered duck

When you want to sleep. Go to bed early.

Luis and Mallory will be checkered ducks tonight.

by Duck Me Down February 4, 2017

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crackerhead

a cracker (white person) and a crackhead in one

wtf look at that crackerhead. white people these days 🙄

by marijuanawal February 16, 2018

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Checkered memory

It's what vovich has

I have a checkered memory. there is a 50/50 chance that i might remember what colour my tshirt was 4 years ago and same rule applies for my breakfast today

by CitizenKhaine August 4, 2019

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