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Chariot Racing

A sport where people race each other in Chariots which is a revival of Chariot racing in ancent Rome.
I the sport anything goes. The only rules is that they must be Chariots and the first one to cross the finishline first wins.
Let's do some Chariot racing.
by Judge dredd7 September 23, 2011
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Trou Chariot

A term coined at the West Point Military Academy that describes cardio equipment, usually an elliptical machine, used by an over-weight or chunky female cadet called a trou or trouser.
Hey, check out Betty. She's getting her daily workout in on the Trou Chariot.
by DEONald October 25, 2016
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ponce chariot

A two wheeled motor vehicle, usually a moped covered in ridiculously pointless mirrors and other rubbish that not only lowers the performance of said vehicle but also makes it more unstable. Usually ridden by suit wearing Ponces of fairy boys.
What a ponce chariot!

Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"
by The Mossfish July 9, 2016
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Monkey Chariot

A Chevrolet Caprice (or like vehicle) that is outfitted with oversized and flashy “rims” with rubber band like tires. Usually also outfitted with twin straight pipe exhaust and some type of livery (M&Ms, Lucky Charms, ect) Most likely to be spotted around tax time.
“Damn my grandma sold her mint condition single owner low miles caprice to Ladarius CrownRoyal Jackson III “

“ won’t be long till I see another monkey chariot around town
by wannabang0 July 16, 2023
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Seasoned chariot

Action of the word to drife; when someone takes a chariot and rides over a caterpillar, seasoning the chariot with caterpillar insides.
Bro really filled me up like a seasoned chariot
by AncientChariotRider January 8, 2024
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chariot faced

When a person gets ridiculously out of control and starts breaking things usually while "rocking out" (in reference to the band The Chariot)
Dude! Did you see Kevin plays drums last night? He got straight chariot faced!
by Kevin Laster June 23, 2008
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