Martin Robinson's calculator

A mythical device that when one enters a figure and the equal button it comes out with a far higher figure, commonly used to tally up production scores.
There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.
by Peanut1969 June 07, 2021
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Shredding Calculator

The act of playing a solo on the calculator similar to that of a Guitar.
Did you see that guy last night? He was Shredding Calculator so hard!
by RocketScience2 September 28, 2023
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Calculism

The worshipping of calculus to the math god Mathius.
“My religion is calculism. I worship Mathius. The math god.”
by Hot _Garbage_87 August 11, 2022
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colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.
Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.
by greenbird23 September 26, 2013
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Calculator

Tool you use to calculate your children in your basement
Pedo "time to use my calculator for my children"
They are mostly orphans
by Skkskdkd January 06, 2021
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calculator

a god that can help you on a math test
kid 1 : i got a -5 on my math test
kid 2 : i got a 100 becasue of my calculator
by nani-uwu December 07, 2020
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calculator

people say its an cheating device, but in reality, its the thing that most people use because the problems are way to hard to do in your brain.
guy: ok now all i need to do is multiply the results
Q: 25 x 99 = ?
guy: oh god i need to use my calculator
by someone else thats not u February 09, 2021
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