Butlered

A condition where one day dreams/fantasizes about having an imaginary butler to such an extent that, one forgets everything else in the world. It is common for one who suffers from such a condition to keep repeatedly mentioning things about this imaginary butler.

A: "She keeps sprouting nonsense about some butler.. I wonder what's up"
B: "Oh just ignore her! She has been watching too many dramas and stuff and has become totally butlered!"

by craylulu.ki October 30, 2014

Bertler

Bertler is a pretty cool guy even though he has quite a large forehead that is usually 8 inches long. He has skinny arms and he is kinda sexy. A bertler is sometime referred to as a bertle turtle and most bertler's are gluten free. He often gives an alaskan pipeline in his lifetime.

Haha look at that guys forehead, what a bertler.

by BERTSQUIRT May 30, 2017

jason butler

Lead vocalist of letlive. (the greatest band ever formed) He is renown for doing crazy things on stage. (hanging from rafters, doing backflips, throwing guitar cabs, and fucking shit up on stage because of his genuine feel for the music he is performing.)
the epitome of a genuine kind soul. cares about his fans at an extreme and personal level. amazing vocals, gorgeous beard, and a warm compassionate heart.

but he's also hardcore and metal as fuck

Jason Butler is the coolest, sweetest, and most hardcore guy I've ever met.

by haleyptv22 November 27, 2013

Malcolm Butler

To save one from failure at the last minute. Malcolm Butler is known for intercepting a pass on the goal line from Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson, as the Seahawks were heading to score a game-winning touchdown near the end of Super Bowl XLIX.

The Seahawks were down 28-24 with 28 seconds left, one yard away from the end zone. Russell Wilson passes but is intercepted by Patriots cornerback Malcolm Butler, saving the Patriots from a late-game scare, giving them their fourth Super Bowl Championship.

Jim: I really need to bring up for my English grade before the exam
*gets a 98*
Jim: I just Malcolm Butler'd myself!

by jab31401 June 9, 2016

Dan Kingsley Bartlett

A Dan Kingsley Bartlett (a.k.a. Daniel Kingsley Bartlett, Dan Bartlett or Penishead) is known as a dickhead and has no morals. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett is someone who loves to start fights and provoke people for no reason when they are minding their own businesses and having conservations amongst themselves that has noting to do with that person. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett has a penis on their forehead and has a hot sister. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett can give it to people but can't take it. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett hates people because of their birthplace or something they have no control over, while anyone with any moral values hate Dan Kingsley Bartlett because of the reasons stated. These three words used together are more offensive than cunt, fuck, bitch, nigger or any other swear word in the English language and should never be used in public.

Two people seeing who can give out a bigger insult...
Person 1: You're a wanker.
Person 2: You're a douche.
Person 1: You're a dickhead.
Person 2: You're an asshole.
Person 1; You're a rapist.
Person 2: You're a fuckwit.
Person 1: You're a cunt.
Person 2: You're a Dan Kingsley Bartlett!
Person 1 is now shut down.

by a person with morals January 2, 2012

Bartley Green School

Full of skets and fuck boys. Deadest school in England. FEATURES MISS JACKIE CHAN. Says Outstanding but really is requires improvement

Thats schools like bartley green school: shit

by TheFinesser December 27, 2018

fuck butler

One who gives concierge services in exchange for sexual favors from their employer.

Man, I would sure love to be Emma Watson's fuck butler.

by Richie westside December 7, 2013