jerk off bracelet

Using an activity tracker bracelet to determine how many miles you jerked off.

Me: "today I used my jerk off bracelet and determined that I jerked off for 3 miles and lost 69 calories. A new record!"

by kopask January 22, 2015

i smoke brocoli

meaning "i smoke weed"

" told the doctor i'm a healthy kid i smoke brocoli".

-Kodak Black 😈

by my cute ass 😍😍✨ January 7, 2017

jelly bracelets

to me jellies are just fashion i wear lots of them in every color yeah some of my friends are into the sexual meanings but me i think its gay..i'm a skater its just something to wear like a pair of jeans i mean if i wanted to have sex or anything i would do it b/c i felt ready and b/c i was ready not b/c one of my jellies got broke its really gay but here they mean
Red-lapdance
blue-oral sex
yellow-hug
hot pink-makeout
black-sex
clear-nothing
white-flash
orange-finger

i was at a party and someone broke one of my pink jellies and said its time to make out..i walked away sayin its not my style

by Britt May 10, 2004

brochelor

A hybrid of the words "bro" and "bachelor."

Basically means a bachelor who puts his bros before finding a woman.

Desperate: Hey, there's a cute girl over there. You should go swoop that up!

Me: No way, man, I haven't seen these guys in forever!

Desperate: But you're single, dude! How will you find a wife?

Me: Hey, man. I'm a brochelor.

by Blake the Brochelor January 5, 2011

Jelly Bracelets

Where we live in So. Calif the kids trade these jelly bracelets for "favors". That way you can get twenty kisses out of one bracelet. My son finds them in his locker and girls send them in the mail too.

Green=hornry
Yellow=hug
Black=sex
Brown=anal sex
Silver=fingered
Red=lap dance
Blue=oral sex
White=flash tits
Pink=flash privates
Clear=whatever the snapper wants
Orange=kiss
Glow in the dark=use sex toys
Gold glittery=make out
Purple=french kiss

by Rhonda May 26, 2004

beef and brocolli

Green and brown 3 quarter timbs which got it's nickname in NYC for their colors. The originals were always green and brown up until 98 when they started to flip the colors. Now you must specify the color when describing your beef and brocs. For instance...

Yo, I just picked up the blue and grey beef and brocolli timbs to go with the Yankee fitted...

by Rob Black the dude November 10, 2006

S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure)

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).

If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.

by decollating courtney and the slacktivators May 17, 2008