Bluetooth-whore

Your friends with benefits, it’s wireless. No strings attached.

-Hey dude, who was that?

- Oh thats Clara, my Bluetooth-whore.

by Ruubertoo May 22, 2024

Bluetooth Banshee

When following a long night of debauchery, someone goes to masturbate by watching pornography on their phone, not realizing that their phone is still connected to the giant Bluetooth speaker downstairs. The result is a stream of terrifying screams that awakes all others in the home and immediately induces fear and bewilderment.

After a long night of partying, Wally went to rub one off and watching a video on his phone. Not hearing any volume, Wally was puzzled but focused on the task at hand. Down the hall Roberto was awaken in terror to the sounds of the Bluetooth Banshee coming from the speaker downstairs.

by Duber74 December 1, 2024

Bluetooth backshots

Dry-humping from the back. Aka backshots but no real penetration occurs and both are fully clothed.

“He gave him Bluetooth backshots”

by Mike Whocheesehairy August 27, 2025

Arabian Bluetooth

When an Arab who has a headwrap has their cell phone lodged into the headwrap so they may talk hands-free. I have actually seen this.

You: Wtf that guy has a cell phone sticking out of his turban and he's talking on it!

Me: Yeah that's the new arabian bluetooth. They're not very expensive, all you need is a phone and a towel.

by pureglaucoma February 21, 2011

Somali Bluetooth

When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.

I was biking today and a woman talking on her Somali Bluetooth almost crushed me with her minivan.

by glork98 November 7, 2012

imaginary bluetooth

A device that allows people to communicate out loud with imaginary friends, foes, complaint hot lines, etc, while in public places. Commonly used on public transport.

Sam: That bloke was jabbering away, but had no phone.

Saul: He was using his imaginary bluetooth.

by wheaty October 1, 2008

Burka Bluetooth

When a somalian takes a crappy generic brand cellular device and tucks it on the side of the their head between their burka and ear creating a hands free device.

Micheal: Did you see that somalian using their Burka Bluetooth?

Steve: Yeah, right as she drove her car in me as i crossed the road!

by baby punter May 11, 2010