Blowjob
Blowjob by Yeetus the fetus. September 16, 2019
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For girls, an unpleasant act, in which gagging and eye watering occurs (especially if deepthroating is requested). The finished act results in an explosion of what tastes like Crest White Strips. Swallowing must be done, and the guy is expected to follow up on his responsibility by returning the favor to the girl. It's the polite thing to do.
He begged me for a blowjob like a 4 year old, so finally I gave in. I had been drinking, so the combination of being gagged and inebriated at the same time resulted in my throwing up on his dick. Surpisingly, he didn't notice... he was drunk too.
blowjob by Ana Monica February 26, 2007
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when someone performs oral sex on a man, then spits the cum into a fan blowing it back in both their faces
I guarantee if you look up blowjob on UD it'll say something along the lines of 'when someone performs oral sex on a man, then spits the cum into a fan blowing it back in both their faces'.
blowjob by PictoNoMii March 30, 2020
BlowJob
the act of sucking and using your tongue to pleasure a guy's dick
proper blowjob etiquette/procedure:
1.) start out with a little teasing, by stroking him off a few times, but then, unbutton his pants with your teeth. this'll make you seem like an animal, and that's exactly what you want him to think.
2.) start out by swirling your tongue around the head of his dick for 10-15 seconds, alternating between up-and-down and all around. this also gets your saliva going, because yanno, who wants a dry beejay?
3.) work your way deeper and deeper while stroking him off with one or both hands, and move your head up and down.
4.) massage his balls with your free hand.
5.) make sure to hit the area right under the head. (pleasure nerves, people.)
6.) glide your teeth lightly up and down his shaft once or twice, just to give him a tingly feeling.
7.) make eye contact, but make it devilish eye contact. don't look up at him like a dying puppy.
8.) if he says he's about to cum, speed your pace up a little bit and go as deep as you can without puking, and when he cums, slowly inch your mouth back up and swallow. lick off any excess.
9.) spitters are quitters. come on, girls. it's just salty.
and THAT, my friends, is a blowjob.
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proper blowjob etiquette/procedure:
1.) start out with a little teasing, by stroking him off a few times, but then, unbutton his pants with your teeth. this'll make you seem like an animal, and that's exactly what you want him to think.
2.) start out by swirling your tongue around the head of his dick for 10-15 seconds, alternating between up-and-down and all around. this also gets your saliva going, because yanno, who wants a dry beejay?
3.) work your way deeper and deeper while stroking him off with one or both hands, and move your head up and down.
4.) massage his balls with your free hand.
5.) make sure to hit the area right under the head. (pleasure nerves, people.)
6.) glide your teeth lightly up and down his shaft once or twice, just to give him a tingly feeling.
7.) make eye contact, but make it devilish eye contact. don't look up at him like a dying puppy.
8.) if he says he's about to cum, speed your pace up a little bit and go as deep as you can without puking, and when he cums, slowly inch your mouth back up and swallow. lick off any excess.
9.) spitters are quitters. come on, girls. it's just salty.
and THAT, my friends, is a blowjob.
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Blowjob
Asymmetric warfare tactic, devised by women in order to control men through soft power. Often used in pornography, the majority of consumers of which are male, as a mark for the introduction, culmination and the ending of the sexual act. That makes it the most desired practice in bed by males with porn-fried brains. However, the execution of the blowjob, its duration and the way it is performed depends solely on the woman's will. It is also a very undesirable practice for a female partner, because of hygienic risks and lack of satisfaction from it. Therefore, a male porn consumer looking for blowjobs willingly gives away power to narcissistic manipulative women, who use his sexual perversions to blackmail him and enhance her power in the relationship.
Blowjob by Lieutenant_Gruber June 2, 2021
blowjob
when a person places his or her mouth on a male's reproductive organ (penis;cock;dick;gonads, etcetera) and then proceeds to suck and lick and blow in order to give the receiver pleasure.
blowjob by Heywood Jablomie June 1, 2005