bloopsie

when you sneeze on a woman's forehead, ejaculate into a woman's mouth, and poop all at the same time.

"Man. Since I had a cold, I decided my girlfriend was ready for the bloopsie."

by jitteryjoe December 7, 2013

Sweet bloods

Gay bloods

Yah homie you knew we was a sweet bloods now open them cheeks.

by Thug nigga love September 10, 2019

Bloomsburg

A small town in PA where the majority of people who live there are incredibly white. It’s a relatively safe town, no real street crime. The police officers here get so bored it wouldn’t surprise me if they tazer themselves for fun. The only action they ever get is probably around Spring Break (or a Block Party) when the Bloomsburg University students (consisting of: frat boys, sluts, wangsters from Jersey, lesbians, one black guy, punks, Otaku, people who only came for the college party experience, and stoners) come out from their ramen and pot filled dorm rooms to grill and get totally sloshed on the streets. Teens from the high school and middle school some times attend these parties to participate in the underage drinking. This is where the police get to entertain themselves. After these spring break bashes it’s almost impossible to go anywhere with out finding a massive amount of red plastic cups or beer cans on some one’s lawn. Same goes for vomit. Bloomsburg is mostly seen as an ignorant Redneck town, which isn’t completely true. Yes there is a good sized group of trailer trash, teen girls who get knocked up in the ninth grade and homophobic racists, but there is also you’re pretentious yuppies who sit around in Restaurant 211 drinking coffee and talking about politics they really know nothing about. This group ranges from age 12-45. We also can not forget the Bloomsburg Middle School students. They count as their own group entirely. This generation seems to be more open minded towards everything sex, race, religion, ect, ect. Bisexual seems to be the new “in” thing for them considering the boys can’t spend a whole day without groping or hugging each other in the halls. The teachers here range from Kickass to Fucktard nothing else really needs to be said about them. High School students are the same as they are in every town, either on drugs or the pill. Same stereotypes: Goths, punks, jocks, skanks, preps, EMO, Otaku, wangsters and drug dealers. Also every year we have a kickass fair with the same belated old shit. All in all Bloomsburg is a fucking great place to live. Until you turn 21 and realize it really isn’t and move as far away as you can.

"Wheres a great place to get drunk, high, and swear at people because they don't believe in what I do?"

"BLOOMSBURG!"

by Rejected lunch table May 7, 2009

bloods

A group of lil red "ridin" hoods that hang out on street corners selling yay to ten year olds. they ain't so big unless they have a tec or AK and even then they can't hit shit. bunch of softies just push em over.

a day is commin where a set is formed that out number all bloods and crip sets and it's commin real soon ya dig?

by blackbarron July 25, 2006

bloodsimple

a metal band from texas, their sound is a cross between slipknot and mudvayne. though they have many angry and violent screaming metal ballads, they do not shy away from a good hard rock style song.

"A Crule World" is probably one of the best bloodsimple songs written.

by Jarred Schwarz September 1, 2006

Bloods

A group of stupid, ignorant street criminals that ties red rags around their ass holes.

Bloods spend their days hanging out on street corners making idiotic signs with their hands. They take what is not theirs and delight in hurting other people.

Best thing to do with those Bloods is shoot 'em all in the street. Save the taxpayers the cost of a trial and the cost of a Sheeny Shyster defense attorney.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

BLOODS AND CRIPS

Can be related to halo.
BLOODS AND CRIPS=RED VS BLUE!!

They are different are in a lot of ways.

1.Red vs Blue requires strategy and teamwork.
Bloods AND CRIPS requires nothing but guns.
2.Red vs Blue can be fun or frustrating.
Bloods vs Crips is just stupid.
You go to jail,die or get injured.
So play halo, dont join gangs.

by I AM NOT HUMAN May 2, 2010