Bloopst 

when you fail your first try at the nuzlocke because ralts can't attack at level 5

I couldn't win the game cause my buddy bloopst with his shooting skills.

Bloopst by NobleLance September 22, 2020

bloopitty 

When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.

Boss : Why are you so late today ?

Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.

bloopitty by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

bloopski 

an individual who adheres to the stereotypical surfer/skater/stoner persona.

Guy: "hey, how are you?"
Friend A: "suh dude, radical, I'm feeling righteous. Wanna smoke some weed, bro?"
Friend B: "Yeah dude, fer sure."
Guy: "You guys are such bloopskis"

bloopski by max.gilbert April 2, 2017

Bloosters 

A fancy (less common and less boring) name for the biceps of the upper arm.

Wow he has huge bloosters.

I usualy work my chest and bloosters on the same day.

Blooster development is critical for all bodybuilders.

Bloosters by SlaughterTV April 12, 2009

Bloodstock 

A kick ass open air festival held every year consisting entirely of amazing metal bands, unlike Download, which comprises of mainly mainstream crap that nobody listens to.

The name is derived from the famous 1969 festival Woodstock.

I went to Bloodstock last year and headbanged so hard to Testament my head is now stuck on my right shoulder.

Bloodstock by dethmaiden June 14, 2008

bloodstache 

The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.

Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?
Robert: Nah, man. What you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!

bloodstache by G. Wells November 7, 2008

bloopsie

when you sneeze on a woman's forehead, ejaculate into a woman's mouth, and poop all at the same time.

"Man. Since I had a cold, I decided my girlfriend was ready for the bloopsie."

bloopsie by jitteryjoe December 7, 2013