Bloopst
Bloopst by NobleLance September 22, 2020
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bloopitty
When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.
Boss : Why are you so late today ?
Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
bloopitty by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
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bloopski
Guy: "hey, how are you?"
Friend A: "suh dude, radical, I'm feeling righteous. Wanna smoke some weed, bro?"
Friend B: "Yeah dude, fer sure."
Guy: "You guys are such bloopskis"
Friend A: "suh dude, radical, I'm feeling righteous. Wanna smoke some weed, bro?"
Friend B: "Yeah dude, fer sure."
Guy: "You guys are such bloopskis"
bloopski by max.gilbert April 2, 2017
Bloosters
Wow he has huge bloosters.
I usualy work my chest and bloosters on the same day.
Blooster development is critical for all bodybuilders.
I usualy work my chest and bloosters on the same day.
Blooster development is critical for all bodybuilders.
Bloosters by SlaughterTV April 12, 2009
Bloodstock
A kick ass open air festival held every year consisting entirely of amazing metal bands, unlike Download, which comprises of mainly mainstream crap that nobody listens to.
The name is derived from the famous 1969 festival Woodstock.
The name is derived from the famous 1969 festival Woodstock.
I went to Bloodstock last year and headbanged so hard to Testament my head is now stuck on my right shoulder.
Bloodstock by dethmaiden June 14, 2008
bloodstache
The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.
Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?
Robert: Nah, man. What you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!
Robert: Nah, man. What you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!
bloodstache by G. Wells November 7, 2008
bloopsie
when you sneeze on a woman's forehead, ejaculate into a woman's mouth, and poop all at the same time.
bloopsie by jitteryjoe December 7, 2013
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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