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blond

Referring to anyone with pale yellow to light-brown hair, lighter eyes, and usually lighter skin complexion. Feminine is "Blonde".
Jesse is very fair complected, he is a blond.
by JMC3 May 22, 2006
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blonde bombshell

A female that is blonde, hot, and just plain sexy. She has the body, the breasts, and she will probably max out all of your credit cards.
That blonde bombshell Kendra Wilkinson is the hottest girl next door. When Hef dies, she's gonna want some fresh young meat like mine.
by Pornstar6993 February 3, 2008
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suicide blonde

noun.
a bottle blonde who has bleach-fried his or her hair to a very light shade with peroxide because he or she is naturally dark-haired.
by foreverenemy October 25, 2004
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Blondearexia

A person who is addicted to dying their hair lighter and lighter while complaining constantly to anyone who will listen that it isn't blonde enough.
I suffered from blondearexia for years. Now my hairdresser refuses my requests to "go blonder."
by Nessy Opal August 4, 2010
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aircraft blonde

Most commercial aircraft have a "black box" flight recorder. An aircraft blonde therefore refers to any blonde woman who has a black box - ie dark pubic hair.
Apparently Niki's new bird is an aircraft blonde...
by Matt Darwin October 8, 2007
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Smart Blond

An unpretentious female with blond hair that is not only good looking but can keep up with any intellectual pursuits.
Watch out. That smart blonde can kill you in a game of scrabble.
by ceo1 April 7, 2010
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Smart Blonde

1. A person who is very intelligent and happens to be blonde
2. A smart women who has died their hair to appear younger
3. A blonde male
4. A blonde person who also wears glasses and has braces
6. All blondes who noticed that #5 was skipped without looking back now
1. Wow, that smart blonde girl just aced her AP calculus exam!
2. That lawyer looks awfully youthful with her new blonde hair.
3. That strapping young fair-haired man is very intellligent
4. That blonde is such a nerd.
6. Wow, this blonde noticed the number skip again!
by OxymoronMaker October 14, 2011
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