1. A person who is very intelligent and happens to be blonde
2. A smart women who has died their hair to appear younger
3. A blonde male
4. A blonde person who also wears glasses and has braces
6. All blondes who noticed that #5 was skipped without looking back now
2. A smart women who has died their hair to appear younger
3. A blonde male
4. A blonde person who also wears glasses and has braces
6. All blondes who noticed that #5 was skipped without looking back now
1. Wow, that smart blonde girl just aced her AP calculus exam!
2. That lawyer looks awfully youthful with her new blonde hair.
3. That strapping young fair-haired man is very intellligent
4. That blonde is such a nerd.
6. Wow, this blonde noticed the number skip again!
2. That lawyer looks awfully youthful with her new blonde hair.
3. That strapping young fair-haired man is very intellligent
4. That blonde is such a nerd.
6. Wow, this blonde noticed the number skip again!
by OxymoronMaker May 26, 2011
An unpretentious female with blond hair that is not only good looking but can keep up with any intellectual pursuits.
by ceo1 April 8, 2010
A human impossible before the 21st century. Now in hiding and they live in fear of jokes about their brain capacities. Stop hunting them!
The smart blonde lived in a cave and lived off of rats and fungus, as the local brunettes were hunting her down with an arsenal of blonde jokes.
by Cheesy and dangerous. July 20, 2014
A guy with blond hair who is intelligent. He often does mental feats which other people find astounding.
I am a smart blond: I am taking an AP world hsitory class in 10'th grade with a B average. I am taking latin 3 with an A average. I am taking english with an A average. I am reading Chaucer in middle english for fun. I am an INTP by MBTI typing.
by INTP April 20, 2009
see 'oxymoron'.
contrary to common belief, 'smart blondes' don't exist. There are certain 'dumb blondes' that THINK they are smart blondes, but they aren't.
don't confuse smart blonde with smart bitch, which DO exist.
contrary to common belief, 'smart blondes' don't exist. There are certain 'dumb blondes' that THINK they are smart blondes, but they aren't.
don't confuse smart blonde with smart bitch, which DO exist.
Nerdy white boy: OMG jessica you are SUCH a dumb blonde.
dumb blonde: AM NOT! i'm a SMART blonde.
Nerdy white boy: Saying 'smart blonde' is just like saying 'rap music' you ignorant bitch!
dumb blonde: AM NOT! i'm a SMART blonde.
Nerdy white boy: Saying 'smart blonde' is just like saying 'rap music' you ignorant bitch!
by Jamal_jackson July 28, 2006
by Fucking aaaaaa April 18, 2016