blimeny crikes

Well, being an englishman myself I have never really come across this one, it sounds like an expression Dick Van Dyke might of used well he attempted to murder the English accent in Mary Poppins. The proper wording should be something like....

"corr blimey, did you see that..that squirrel ran over that car."

by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003

atomic blimpie

when you get a towel then procede to take a dump you then have a girl preform oral sex on you and you take the towel and throw it over the womens head traping the smell in all its nastyness underneath

i atomic blimpied that bitch last night; it was so nasty

by mike duval March 7, 2007

shit blimp

1. A blimp constructed of wordshit
2. An exceedingly overweight and possibly unclean individual.

Holy crap, look at that shit blimp walking this way!

by Clarissa June 17, 2003

blimkin

cross with a rimkin and blumkin wich is blow job will taking a dump and a rim job so dirty should not be attempted

where a man is taking a dump while a woman gives him a blow job while she licks his buthole while hes crappinp but he also is licking her buthole at the same time in a huge ball of filthy blimkin

by ricky veeta February 11, 2010

cor blimey

An expression of surprise or gratitude. See cockney

Cor blimey guvneh! Eis given me a monkey!


If I eva catch that little sod, cor blimey, I'll kill em!

by Gumba Gumba September 21, 2004

Blimp

A blimp is a fat ass blunt

yo holmes come holla at me and we'll smoke that blimp

by Razz C December 28, 2005

GoodYear blimp

1) a blimp sponsored by GoodYear
2) a fat bitch

1) I saw the lights of the GoodYear blimp and it read: "Nick D's a PIMP!"
2) Get out of the way! The good year blimp's about to crash over there!!! Oh wait, that's just your mom on a trampoline. My bad!

by Nick D February 18, 2003