Blepping

The act of using a stiffened arm and hand to awkwardly pat an animal, object, or person.

Hudson: Aw, this dog deserves a good blepping! Blep! Blep!

by Goins and His Diet Coke December 4, 2016

atomic blimpie

when you get a towel then procede to take a dump you then have a girl preform oral sex on you and you take the towel and throw it over the womens head traping the smell in all its nastyness underneath

i atomic blimpied that bitch last night; it was so nasty

by mike duval March 7, 2007

blepharoplasty

Type of eyelid surgery to create a "double eyelid" or fold over the eyelid. More common for asian born with no natural fold, not to look more caucasion (sp?) but to make eyes appear less "droopy" and so makeup is easier to apply.

I hope to get blepharoplasty when I turn 18, it costs around $1000 or so I've heard.

by Vickee February 18, 2005

shit blimp

1. A blimp constructed of wordshit
2. An exceedingly overweight and possibly unclean individual.

Holy crap, look at that shit blimp walking this way!

by Clarissa June 17, 2003

BLEMPT

BLEMPT: THE PAST TENSE OF BLAME

"I DIDN'T DO IT BUT I WAS BLEMPT"

by nigglenoggle May 20, 2009

Blerp

A short sound clip (typically composed of a meme, movie quote, or song lyric) sent to better express one's feelings.

He sent me a Blerp of Taylor Swift during our breakup.

by jjoocceeee June 30, 2018

Blamp

noun, re: music: The final note of a song, particularly when delivered with force.

noun, re: non-music: Any saying or action which serves the same purpose as a music blamp, i.e. to punctuate the end of an encounter or to otherwise add emphasis and finality to any given situation

(Music usage) Billy: "Damn, did you hear how they ended that song?"
Jim: "Hell yeah, dude, they blamped it up!"

(Non-music usage) Lisa: "I'm leaving you, Rick."
Rick: "No! Don't go, Lisa, I loooooove you!"
Lisa: *slams the door*
Rick: "Oh, damn... she blamped me!"

by Hellzapoppin' April 5, 2020