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Croatian bikini

A girl who is wearing a Croatian bikini is naked on the beach, whether in Croatia or another country.

So named because Croatia is famous for its nude beaches frequented not just by nudists but also normal women from Western and Northern Europe, many of whom go naked.
Suzy is a school teacher and normally dresses conservatively. But on holiday I saw her wearing her Croatian bikini.
Croatian bikini by luvly.nikki August 24, 2010
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micro bikini 

The best damn bikini ever! Altogether, covers about six inches. Even better with oil. So, take your pants off and look it up.
Guy 1:Did you get that micro bikini vid I sent you?
Guy 2: Yeah, practically made my dick bleed.
Guy 1: If you ask me it's better than porn.
Guy 2: Woah, dont get ahead of yourself.
micro bikini by TheJboy69 January 4, 2010

Battle for Bikini Bottom

A SpongeBob game released in 2003 on the Xbox, Playstation 2, and Nintendo Gamecube. It's a 3D platformer collectathon where you play as Spongebob, Patrick, and Sandy.

Over the years it has developed a cult following and now a full-fledged speedrunning community. Now we look forward to the remake, Rehydrated.
I love Battle for Bikini Bottom. Such good memories.

Crotchless bikini 

A bikini worn on some beaches and where a woman wants to show what a prime pussy she's got.
Look at Kathy in that crotchless bikini.
Crotchless bikini by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009

Flag Bikini 

A flag bikini (AKA; the "flagkini") is a bikini, upon which is printed the flag of a nation. They only look good on moderately, to extremely, attractive women. There are two extremes to the flag bikini; standard coverage, and the truest of Aussie classics, the microkini. The amount of coverage provided by an Australian, or American, flag bikini is inversely proportional to the internal volume the ladies cranium. I.E. Micro flag bikini = galaxy brain!
Me: "So, I've just written a definition of flag bikini. Someone unfortunate enough can go their entire life without love, it would be an entirely alien concept to them."
Flag Bikini by xxxJohnCurtin420xxx November 14, 2022

Beijing bikini

Overweight men From China's Lost generation walking around in public with their bellies exposed. These men will roll up their shirts halfway up their torsos in order to expose their distending midriffs. They do it to flex their status in society as not starving.
When I came to China I wondered why all these old men had their shirts rolled up and fat belly's exposed, but I learned that it is just a way for them to flex the status to their neighbors that they are well fed. Eventually foreigners just started calling it the Beijing Bikini and it stuck. Seriously, it's a thing, google it.
Beijing bikini by GM1 Stingray August 18, 2020

russian bikini wax 

when one cuts off their pubic hair for later use to be made into a faux beard for a friend, without their friend knowing.
"its sandys birthday, what are you getting her?"
"i decided to be creative, im going to give her a russian bikini wax."
"shit thats such a good idea, i was just going to give her sandals."