Stone Cold Crooked Bidens

A spontaneously spewed catchy nickname given to Joe and Hunter Biden by Dolt 45 during a press conference with him and the Finnish President.

Well now, you impolite, fake news asshole, you must realize that those Stone Cold Crooked Bidens are the real criminals we all should be focusing on!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 3, 2019

Bidetio

A sexual term combining the words "Bidet" and "Fellatio." This act begins with a blumpkin. Once the shit is successfully ejected, the blowjob ceases, and the two participants stand up and change positions. The girl crouches behind the man, and performs a rusty trombone. In the process, she cleans the man's shit-filled asshole, acting as a human bidet.

I fucking love bidetios.

I got a bidetio last night, it was completely full service!

Why pay for an enema when you can get bidetio? They're free and pleasurable!

by The Jentleman July 12, 2010

Bidextrous

The ability to us both hands efficiently and accurately but not necessarily for the same task.

I’m bidextrous because I can throw with my right hand and catch with my left hand.

by Blind stix September 19, 2020

but Hunter Biden's emails

The wingnut response to any attempt to bring up Trump's four-year war on the American people. Basically "but her emails" except dumber.

"Donald Trump, the failson of a millionaire, has been doing everything he can to actively sabotage and steal the election for himself and the many members of his family who serve in his administration"

"but Hunter Biden's emails"

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 30, 2020

bidet

Perhaps the greatest invention ever, this nifty device allows you to wash your ass after usage of the toilet. It's a common fixture in European countries(and I wish in the US) . Basicially, it works by you sitting on the top after doing your business, followed by turning on the water flow and washing, and afterwards, pat your clean behind dry with some TP. No muss, no fuss.

My hotel in Spain had a bidet and a toilet in the bathroom

by Joshie G. April 25, 2010

fuck Biden

Y'all chose him while knowing he's way worse than Donald Trump

Donald Trump is the 2nd worst president I've ever seen! But man Fuck Biden he's the first!

by Iamreallyhungry:( December 4, 2020

bidey-in

Scottish term for a live in lover or common law spouse.

Traditionally carried an air of scandal and therefore a long time favourite term used by sweetie wives over a cup of tea. Now a widespread acceptable practice, the term has lost some of it's connotations.

After his wife died the Minister was tempted to have a bidey-in but knew his parishioners would frown upon such behaviour.

by Craig McLaughlin December 24, 2008