Ashton Bendavid

To Ashton Bendavid someone is when you partake in anal sex with a woman (or man) until their asshole is stretched wide, then finish a entire bowl in a single bong rip, then exhale into the other persons asshole, then suck back it out of the asshole

Person 1: “Last night was crazy my girl let me Ashton Bendavid her”
Person 2: “Nice”

by WjfjaufhwjuAusaizjxzhqh February 15, 2023

screaming bender

an over the top gay man, referring to the result of taking a large one up the chuff

he's a right screaming bender he is.

by franz krippler June 11, 2006

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.

Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

by ONEohTWO January 10, 2012

bend it bust it open

shaking that ass really hard and a bounce song

i want to see you bend it bust it open

by 9th ward calliope savage January 16, 2012

Bend my knees

When someone needs to politely tell others that they have to go take a shit.

Ya I'll be right back, I just have to go bend my knees.

by Sambiase November 18, 2013

leg benders

Knees

-Originated from VG Cats

Man1: *smashes Man2 in the knees with a baseball bat*
Man2: "GAHH! MY LEG BENDERS!!!"

by Graham T C November 13, 2005

bedtime

verb-A couple's favorite part of the honeymoon

Fred: How was the honeymoon?
Ted: Good, we had a lot of bedtime ;)

by Dah Boss February 3, 2010