behatted

The state of wearing a hat.

Come on up, you, the behatted one.

by Bob882 November 24, 2004

behead

The act of separating the head of a person from their body. Usually done with a knife, axe, sword, etc.

Teenager 1:"If I ever see that bully again I think I will behead her with a knife from the school cafeteria!"
Teenager 2: "Whoa you can't do that, dude!"

by dj crackpot October 26, 2017

Baghead Behaviour

The taking of illicit drugs throughout the day, particularly at inappropriate times. For instance: scraping out a bomb of phet in the living room with your nan before tea time while you sit and watch 'Countdown'

I say, Charles, the gentleman in the corner appears to be exhibiting baghead behaviour!

by DubiousBlagger November 3, 2013

fatherless behavior

you

Someone: "thats such fatherless behavior"

You: "im just existing??"
Someone: "exactly"

by bo_lol July 24, 2021

Boss Behavior

The means by which one person is completely and totally untouchable, he is being a boss at whatever his skill might be and he behaves like it, He disgustingly owns noobs and is never questioned, this is boss behavior

He doesn't count that shit no more he weighs that shit, he is on some boss behavior.

by M-STAK March 13, 2008

Behaving British

The act of doing something you know you'll regret immediately after.

"I always knew it was a terrible idea to vote 'leave', I guess I was just behaving British."

by Duckofdeath June 26, 2016

Beheading

To have the tip of a males genitalia removed.

I heard Chris got a good beheading.

by Dub is a streamer October 24, 2017