beetle bird

an extremely self centred being that believes it has the largest brain, they seem to flock to each other and hail a divine entity they call "lucy"

"you know luke?"
"ya boi"
"he's such a beetle bird!"

by broadbean December 23, 2017

Beetle blood

Blood loss from anal penetration.

That bitch left beetle blood all over my sheets

by Mr. Stanley moon March 10, 2018

Beetlebrose

An alcoholic asshole that sucks at life. He can’t win at Fantasy Football, or keep a shitty serving job for more than three weeks. He consistently forgets to bring lemons to table 17, and has hemorrhoids. If you say his name three times he will drunk text for the next 6 hours. His liver is failing.

Beetlebrose isn’t a worthy human.

by TheLeague2018 December 15, 2018

Beetle

The mid-way between a full joint and a roach.

Person 1: Ayo, ash this roach bruh...
Person 2: Nah bruh that ain’t a roach that’s a beetle!

by fatheradem December 29, 2019

beetle

beetle is a name you give your friend who is a bitch or whore. (it can also be used to compliment someone, but more widely known as a slut)

taylor- ayo beetle

ang- why do you always call me that?
tay- because you’re a whore

by deathbug1010 December 3, 2020

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Noun •

cursed 👀

If you want to curse yourself, this is a good way to do it 🚾☝

Follow these three steps to find out how to curse:

• Say Beetlejuice 3 times
• Make sure you are armed
• Tell Beetlejuice to murder the laws of physics

Follow these simple steps and you can

"Hey you got any ######? No? Ah, no problem. beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice! OH crud there he is! oh no. Why you unbuckling your belt??"

by McYum May 16, 2021

beetlepimpsidepiece

angry british girl grace from tiktok, she recommends harry potter fanfics and her favourite is possibly a debt of time.

amanda: hey have you read a debt of time?

me: no but grace / beetlepimpsidepiece posts about it all the time so i think i might

by remus + lupin August 17, 2021