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The Bear

A traumatic experience with a bear which causes an individual to chase people acting like a bear screaming "THE BEAR, THE BEAR, THE BEAR, THE BEAR!"
Emma: "OMG Jack, you know that girl Philipineness in our class?"

Jack: "Yeah what about her?"

Emma: "Apparentally she does The Bear to people all the time".

Jack: "Yeah that chick is weird! I hear she squeezed Allison's boobs so hard that she got bruises on them!"

Emma: "Oh yuck. She has issues."
by Mr Mczy December 9, 2008
mugGet the The Bearmug.

bears?

a simple way of saying "I want some crack"
by Weylin Patrick May 16, 2004
mugGet the bears?mug.

bear

by troubledmidget February 21, 2013
mugGet the bearmug.

Bears

Bears is another way of expressing disappointment when something unfortunate occurs.
Phil: "I got fired today..."
Kurt: "That's fuckin bears"

So Pluto's not a planet anymore...fuckin bears.
by Kurt McCrohan August 14, 2007
mugGet the Bearsmug.

the bear

a man bby the name of Stephen. At least a 2 second pause between the and bear.
"Hey, the ---- bear"
by kourshirou Izumi October 25, 2003
mugGet the the bearmug.

bear

1. A badass American animal that eats fish and humans if they piss them off
2. A big hairy homosexual who are really fun to wrestle with (if you're gay)
woman: "AHHHHH there's a bear near our campsite!"
homosexual: "Yayyyy!"
homosexual (naked): Here you go you big muscly bear, come and get it!
bear: (stands and growls at homosexual)
homosexual (naked): "OH SHIT ITS AN ACTUAL BEAR!!!"
by Dubiks November 12, 2018
mugGet the bearmug.

bear

ah dat task will take bear time!
by nettou May 2, 2006
mugGet the bearmug.

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