A traumatic experience with a bear which causes an individual to chase people acting like a bear screaming "THE BEAR, THE BEAR, THE BEAR, THE BEAR!"
Emma: "OMG Jack, you know that girl Philipineness in our class?"
Jack: "Yeah what about her?"
Emma: "Apparentally she does The Bear to people all the time".
Jack: "Yeah that chick is weird! I hear she squeezed Allison's boobs so hard that she got bruises on them!"
Emma: "Oh yuck. She has issues."
Jack: "Yeah what about her?"
Emma: "Apparentally she does The Bear to people all the time".
Jack: "Yeah that chick is weird! I hear she squeezed Allison's boobs so hard that she got bruises on them!"
Emma: "Oh yuck. She has issues."
by Mr Mczy October 26, 2008
by Weylin Patrick May 17, 2004
Phil: "I got fired today..."
Kurt: "That's fuckin bears"
So Pluto's not a planet anymore...fuckin bears.
Kurt: "That's fuckin bears"
So Pluto's not a planet anymore...fuckin bears.
by Kurt McCrohan August 12, 2007
by kourshirou Izumi October 26, 2003
1. A badass American animal that eats fish and humans if they piss them off
2. A big hairy homosexual who are really fun to wrestle with (if you're gay)
2. A big hairy homosexual who are really fun to wrestle with (if you're gay)
woman: "AHHHHH there's a bear near our campsite!"
homosexual: "Yayyyy!"
homosexual (naked): Here you go you big muscly bear, come and get it!
bear: (stands and growls at homosexual)
homosexual (naked): "OH SHIT ITS AN ACTUAL BEAR!!!"
homosexual: "Yayyyy!"
homosexual (naked): Here you go you big muscly bear, come and get it!
bear: (stands and growls at homosexual)
homosexual (naked): "OH SHIT ITS AN ACTUAL BEAR!!!"
by Dubiks November 12, 2018