Bavarian Illuminati

Saving a load for at least two weeks and then blowing it three feet into the air, and to the surprise of both you and your lover, you realize that you've just cum in your own mouth.

Joey didn't get any for like a month, so when Pandy went down on him, it was a total Bavarian Illuminati!

by Trihornasaurus April 14, 2005

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Baverage

A combination of bare and average, for the ultimate form of averageness.
Appears in shortened and extended forms:
Bav, Bavvers, Bavverr, Bavernator.
Origin:Nottingham

"Hayden is baverage at fifa."

Ash: "Lone wolf man, that rotter you pulled is so bav!"
NBF: "Yeah she was pretty bavvers!"

by filthy fiend February 26, 2009

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Bavara

Mexican homosexual who claims to be Italian.

Yo go back to Mexico you effin Bavara!

by mr. records February 20, 2009

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Babealonia!

A location in which there is a high concentration of attractive women. Derived from a Wayne's World sketch that declared Madonna as the Queen of Babealonia.

Dude, you should hike the Sanitas trail. The amount of talent there is amazing. Babealonia!

by BoulderEric June 16, 2010

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Bavarian Fireman

The act of lighting one's pubic hair on fire, walking into the room, and dousing the flaming area with a pre-filled jar of reproductive liquid (Baby Gravy)

Sex with the Mrs. was getting kinda boring, so I decided to spice it up by giving her the old Bavarian Fireman.

by Piratezebra12 April 4, 2011

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Bavarian water harp

Slang term for pussy, cunt or beaver.

I wouldn't mind playing a few notes on her Bavarian water harp...

by Nige March 31, 2004

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Partially shaved pubic hair on a vagina. With it varying between being trimmed or a landing strip. The middle option between a full bush and a shaven haven. Usually favoured by classy girls who are niether disgusting (full bush) or a slag (shaven haven)

"man that bitch had a maven baven, it was lovely".

"I fucking love maven bavens, I hate all this shaven and full bush shit!"

"I think i'm gonna get a maven baven this month because brazilians always hurt".

by drogba84 August 16, 2008

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