Bringing home the bacon and the sausage

Stated by a male, who brings home the income and supplies sexual delight to his partner.

Yo baby you better be ready for me cuz i am bringing home the bacon AND the sausage.

by Phatty Deliscious July 9, 2009

The Maple Bacon Law

The Maple Bacon Law as it is known is a law that can be used as an excuse to overthrow any other excuse without question.

But the excuse can only hold validity if the one using it has at least one packet of maple bacon within his household, otherwise there is no power behind the use of this law.

If Kevin decides he doesn't want to go out you invoke the Maple Bacon law which then overthrows any excuse he has therefore forcing him to adhere.

by E. Flynn October 1, 2012

Bacon Flu

Bacon influenza is known to be caused by influenza A subtypes H1N1, H1N2, H3N1, H3N2, and H2N3.

Bacon Flu is Swine Flu.

People are dead because of Bacon Flu.

Wash your fucking hands, you don't want to get "Bacon Flu"!

Mexico, first narco-gang terrorism, now bacon flu.

by 870's April 28, 2009

Bacon

The cure for vegeterianism.

When she decided to become a vegetarian, the doctor prescribed lots and lots of bacon.

by Alien Blender May 21, 2008

makin bacon

When two pigs "pork" each other, they're makin bacon.

Those two pigs are rolling in the mud makin bacon.

by JD February 11, 2005

Bacon Pancakes

The glorious act of putting dat bacon in a pancake.

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bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes,
take some bacon and i'll put it in a pancake,
bacon pancakes that's what it's gunna make,
bacon pancaaaake.

Those were some good ass bacon pancakes.

by Darth Syrup April 23, 2017

bacon fuck

(transitive verb) to have sex with someone who is chubby. Note: To bring home and then proceed to "bacon fuck" a chubby girl or guy may also be referred to as "bringing home the bacon."

Tim: Yo, Kevin totally bacon fucked a girl last night.
Aaron: Yeah I saw him with that chubster, he really brought home the bacon.

by telephoned January 16, 2011