barbed wire

The defence that a girl puts in place to protect herself from being touched intimately.

Katzy wants to get it on with Sophie but he's scared of the barbed wire....

by KDR September 3, 2008

barred up and bagless

Overly keen or confident

No point in gettin barred up and bagless dude, that was beginners luck!

by tigga72 September 27, 2019

BARRED

1. Denying an obvious choice for a position based on being duped by Attorney General Barr.

2. A long, drawn out senate confirmation hearing that should have been easy based on the subject's reputation in the past, but is hard because Attorney General BARR blew that for everyone. A Barred hearing.

Sorry, candidate x, you've been BARRED.

by Shyannesierra April 20, 2019

Barted

When a baby farts and burps at the same time.

"When i finished feeding my baby and i went to go tickle her she barted."

by Israel Martinez November 2, 2008

Barred up

To be barred; and or barring up with the boys. Involves 1 and/or several more chubbed up saveloys.

"Look at daveo, he's all barred up and absolutely loosing it."

by Gusss busssS November 15, 2014

Barbed

To get dumped and not know it, especially when your partner has already gotten a new girlfriend or boyfriend.

Oh man! Your partner updated his Facebook status to "In a relationship with Becky" and you thought he was still your man! You got Barbed!

by GKS_Stevens May 10, 2017

barbed penis

A penis that feels like it's going to kill your vagina. Normally when you are a virgin

Ugghh. He had such a barbed penis

by Stratton2163 January 28, 2015