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Ballistic

To be drunk out of your mind, being so drunk you don't even know that you're drunk and making an ass out of yourself, raging on your friends, picking fights and being a total jackass.
"I drank a bottle of tequila last night, became ballistic and punched my best friend. Not my proudest moment..."

- I heard Steve went ballistic last night?
- Yeah, that crazy moron drank a keg and was completely out of control.
by Swedish Jesus October 24, 2012
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Ballistic fucking ape shit

When someone litterally, ballistically produces shit that of an ape.
"When I brought my report home, in which I had flunked all my subjects, my parents went Ballistic Fucking Ape Shit on me!"
by Tjoppie August 28, 2015
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bazastic

the act of being bazzed.

when you're bending over for your man and he calls you fat and slaps your raggety ass around, and you like it, don't you bitch?
"Wow. That shit was bazastic."
by Bethy December 8, 2004
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ballistic

When any object is thrown/catapulted/dropped or in any way made to hit a man's balls with painful intent, that object becomes ballistic.
Veronica: Hey Chris! *throws apple at Chris' testicles*

Chris: AHMAHGAWD!!!!!!

Michelle: BALLISTIC APPLE FTW!
by Capital V November 9, 2007
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Ballistic Swami

A pro gamer belonging to the Biggus Dickus genome.
No one can beat him at any game. You don't want to fuck with this guy.
Hell naw man! I ain't gonna challenge Ballistic Swami.
I gotta get my skill level up to match Ballistic Swami.
by Saladass Shakuni January 4, 2019
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Ballistic

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Ballistic is bomb
by That Memer 69420 monke April 17, 2021
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bamtastic

1.thats a bamtastic band
2.thats just bamtastic
by Paige January 25, 2005
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