atmospheric impedance

Condescending geek speak for suggesting that your power cord is unplugged. Used to make people with social lives to feel as though they've been bested by a being whose diet consists primarily of Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

User: My computer won't turn on.

IT Guy: Perhaps it's a PEBKAC error, or your AC cable may be experiencing atmospheric impedance.

User: Atmos...? Ooooh! Heh, very clever. I'll have to share that one with my hot girlfriend.

IT Guy: I'm so lonely.

by phishtails April 29, 2010

Atmos

the character, feeling, or mood of a place or situation where the brethren are having breath

It's a Rennick atmos

by dank forrest cake January 24, 2019

dj atmosphere

the man that makes me get down, makes me feel all drunk and blissed, makes my heart go pitter patter.

by Pinky Fry September 24, 2003

dj atmosphere

of or being Morkasmelly

Morkasmelly got the funk!

by Dude umm... April 9, 2004

Feminized Atmosphere

n. A culture in which an old-fashioned, masculine, muscular, toughguy or guy's-guy takes a political risk by bullying his opponents, making sexist comments, acting thuggish or just being a complete asshole in general. (Not to be confused with a book club or a showing of a Rachel McAdams film)

Brit Hume: "I have to say within this feminized atmosphere in which we live today, guys who are masculine and muscular in their private lives--kind of old-fashioned tough guys--run some risks."

by skeletor_farnsworth January 15, 2014

atmosferik

Someone or something that is universally recognised as being the best at something, especially gaming. Often referred to as being 1337 or leet. Skills are unmatched by any entity, not even a Jedi Master! Others are often surprised at the difficulty of taking on such a warrior.

"Hey, check out Alex on Counterstrike, he is Atmosferik tonight!"

"Look at Atmosferik go... I wish I was Atmosferik."

by AlexCB January 11, 2009

Attornyty

The hours that the 5-10 minutes that an attorney promises to call you back devolves into.

I am waiting for a call. For what feels like an attornyty.

by nillie cosweb September 3, 2013